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2012-11-17 10:41:20 AM  
"Inter-generational affairs are often unsatisfying for both parties."
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-17 11:56:04 AM  
Her: "I can't get the taste out of my mouth."
Him: "I can't get the taste out of my mouth."
2012-11-17 12:37:06 PM  
"Ohhhhh, Petraeus!"
2012-11-17 01:16:29 PM  
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Oh, this is a "caption" contest.. It was in the contest que, so I just thought.. well.. a picture paints a thousand words!
/my bad
2012-11-17 02:08:24 PM  
"Why is he touching my breast?"
2012-11-17 02:10:36 PM  
"This shot would be more appropriate with Romney. After all, he also came in second place."
2012-11-17 02:14:06 PM  
2012-11-17 02:23:49 PM  
"Why are people copying me and laughing? my mother was right, the wind changed and I'm stuck like this, now I can't talk. Help oh god someone help me.. Oh geez now even the president is mocking me, I'm going to kill myself."
2012-11-17 02:24:13 PM  
The remake of Twins is even more unbelievable than the original.
2012-11-17 02:25:15 PM  
Who farted, y'all?
2012-11-17 02:34:29 PM  
One of these things just doesn't belong here. . .

/now with votification
2012-11-17 02:35:57 PM  
My headline was better.
2012-11-17 02:41:02 PM  
White House statement: Here is President Obama's reaction to all of the petitions for secession from the United States.
2012-11-17 02:45:30 PM  
"I've had better"
2012-11-17 02:46:02 PM  
...but when I get back to the Oval Office, I talk out of this side of my face....

/now with votey goodness
2012-11-17 02:47:39 PM  
Biden tries on a unitard.
2012-11-17 02:47:43 PM  
"Okay, hold it right there, young lady.. yeah, I love to troll those idiots on Fark.com.."
2012-11-17 03:00:55 PM  
"I usually Predator drone people who are second from the top, but when I don't, I invite them to the White House."
2012-11-17 03:03:56 PM  

DandyDon: Was that racist?

Yes. Yes it was.

Geez....I Didnt enable voting.
2012-11-17 03:07:30 PM  
Not impressed! Not impressed!
With the sweat from Limbaugh's breasts;
Nor Trump's toupee and his foray
Into the fray of this contest;
Nor with Rove and his trove of dirty rotten tricks,
When he clove from this reality, he must have shat some bricks.
Of course you know, Obama won,
With the money Romney'll run,
Schadenfreude at the right-wing so depressed,
What whiny farks they are,
They're out of luck, they are,
Not impressed!
Not impressed!
2012-11-17 03:09:27 PM  
Hey, I never enabled voting on my fart joke/Biden thingy. Oh, wells, try that again...

"Oh FFS, GOP, stop trying to make Benghazi happen".

/Yes, going to that well again.
//Teh Classics, ya can't deny them.
2012-11-17 03:11:50 PM  
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Shouldn't your name be McKayla McAroney and (say) Cheese?

2012-11-17 03:21:46 PM  
Biden just asked "You're 18 now, right?"
2012-11-17 03:58:46 PM  
Hey -- check out our Natalie Dormer impression!
2012-11-17 04:17:00 PM  
"No, you can not have Benghazi be a scandal. Not yours."
2012-11-17 04:43:57 PM  
Let's Do the Romney Face !!
2012-11-17 05:05:20 PM  
And from that day forward no one would ever consider the position of President to be a dignified one.
2012-11-17 05:14:44 PM  
You wanna impress me, take the wheel, motherfarker!
2012-11-17 06:05:38 PM  
If you swish it around in your mouth a bit it makes your teeth whiter
2012-11-17 07:01:25 PM  
So hey, uhhhhh, is that your mom back there?
2012-11-17 07:08:41 PM  



This would have been a better photoshop contest than a caption contest.


/with voting
2012-11-17 07:19:21 PM  
Reenacting The Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy: "This urine is great!"
2012-11-17 11:14:23 PM  
"Those cardboard cut-outs look so real. Why don't we ask Nancy Pelosi to stand next to them for comparison!?!"

BTW, anyone know what that thing is sticking up from the bottom left corner?
2012-11-18 07:00:43 AM  
Obama - The middle east is burning and people are losing jobs faster than ever before. Don't bother me with those problems, I gotta get my picture taken.
2012-11-18 07:17:14 AM  
You got served, yo!

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2012-11-19 07:42:33 PM  
Well, isn't that special?
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