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(Mother Nature Network)   If you had to fire either your personal chef or your maid, who would it be?   ( divider line
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2012-11-17 10:45:16 AM  
5 votes:
If it got to the point where I had to choose between firing my chef or firing my maid, I'd fire my accountant.
2012-11-17 02:54:53 AM  
3 votes:
How hot is the maid? 

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2012-11-17 12:13:12 PM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.

If you mean this I envy you Im able bodied, but not able brained, the distraction factor makes both these things unpredictable
2012-11-17 12:11:22 PM  
1 vote:
As a personal chef I'm getting a kick out reading these replies while updating my resume.
2012-11-17 11:19:50 AM  
1 vote:
I'd fire the maid. I feel weird about someone cleaning up after me but I don't mind someone cooking for me.
2012-11-17 11:19:34 AM  
1 vote:
chef? maid?

that's so 20th century.

Real Success is being able to afford a Groom of the Stool.

then, you'll have even more time to whine about paying your taxes in the Nation you claim to love so much.
2012-11-17 11:14:36 AM  
1 vote:
I would never consider a maid or chef unless I was making enough for > 15k disposable inc per month. If I was making less, then I want to save that money, and retire early.

So the point is moot. Since I won't be making that much in my life if I don't start my own business again. Did it once, not interested in doing it again. Will be happy just getting along with what I make now, making my own food, and cleaning my own home.
2012-11-17 11:12:05 AM  
1 vote:
If, hypothetically, I could only afford one servant, I would just hire two Guatamalans at half price.
2012-11-17 11:07:00 AM  
1 vote:
Don't any of you people have kids? The whole reason we have children is to assign them chores like cleaning, under the guise of "teaching responsibility." Giving your seven-year old a dollar for cleaning the bathroom is way cheaper than hiring a maid.
2012-11-17 10:59:41 AM  
1 vote:
I'll take a cook who cleans up after themselves.
2012-11-17 10:58:44 AM  
1 vote:
Chef. I like to cook, and I hate to clean. Sexy maid stays.
2012-11-17 10:55:58 AM  
1 vote:
Maid. No brainer. I can clean up after myself just fine. Eating healthily day in and day out is a lot tougher as a single guy.

/just hired a maid
//should've done it long ago
2012-11-17 10:49:04 AM  
1 vote:
Well, I don't have either, but if I did, it would be a no-brainer: I hate housework with a passion, but I like cooking. So bye-bye, chef, and thanks for all the fish.
2012-11-17 10:48:34 AM  
1 vote:
Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.
2012-11-17 10:43:54 AM  
1 vote:

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 

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2012-11-17 10:43:04 AM  
1 vote:
Maid. I'm not too messy, not too averse to cleaning my own stuff, and I don't eat all that great.
2012-11-17 09:54:38 AM  
1 vote:
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If it is between a chef like Anatole vs. a maid, I would keep Anatole. Because, I'd still have my valet.

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2012-11-17 07:52:40 AM  
1 vote:
Chef. I like to cook, I loath cleaning.
2012-11-17 02:41:28 AM  
1 vote:
Don't be silly, subby, I like being married.
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