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(Fox News)   Police avert mass shooting at screening of "Twilight: Breaking Dawn". Wait, Twilight?   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2012-11-16 07:32:18 PM  
6 votes:
Well, if the weapons were only directed at the screen it could have substantially improved the quality of the presentation.
2012-11-16 07:42:47 PM  
4 votes:

Ebenator: This dude needs help

That's why he bought two tickets, I'm assuming.
2012-11-16 08:02:22 PM  
3 votes:
FTFA: The statement also said that Lammers "got to thinking about it," and decided that he could shoot also innocent people at the local Walmart he would be able to break the glass cases and grab more ammo, according to authorities.

What an elegantly structured sentence. How professional.
2012-11-16 07:59:06 PM  
3 votes:
I'm going to repost my review of the movie from the redlit thread because I think people will be educated and the haters will finally shut up.

This guy is just a hater. I saw Breaking Dawn at an advance screening and it was the best movie I have ever seen, and I've seen all of the Twilight movies. I get so mad when critics write lots of big words to get their Haterade across. First off, the acting was good. Secondly, the writing was better. Thirdly, the sparkles were realistic. That's a review. I liked the movie, and that's what counts. Stop trying to be a hater all the time.
2012-11-16 08:04:30 PM  
2 votes:
To be fair, gunpowder is kind of sparkly.
2012-11-16 07:39:54 PM  
2 votes:
Moms, this is what you get when you name your kid Blaec.
2012-11-17 04:46:31 AM  
1 vote:
They averted a shooting at a Twilight movie?

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2012-11-16 09:59:23 PM  
1 vote:

Mashaka: "A Bolivar police officer approached Lammers at a Sonic restaurant and coaxed him to the stationhouse without incident."

This is article is starting out well - now to read on...

What did he do, lay a trail of french fries?
2012-11-16 09:31:29 PM  
1 vote:

Curse of the Goth Kids: "Blaec Lammers"

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Nice read, Velma.
2012-11-16 08:07:30 PM  
1 vote:

Ed Finnerty: To be fair, gunpowder is kind of sparkly.

That's "twinkle," sparky. *)
2012-11-16 07:59:47 PM  
1 vote:
I feel like the ALCU defending neo-Nazis here, but it's a good thing the police stopped him.  He could have shot innocent people like the projectionist or usher.
2012-11-16 07:52:02 PM  
1 vote:
Some days I feel cut off working from home and playing golf a lot. I don't get enough exercise, I wish I could meet more cute girls my age, I think I spend too much money on a particular hobby.

Other days, I'm damn glad that I talk to clients on the phone and can spent a few hours on a golf course never interacting with another human.
2012-11-16 07:51:27 PM  
1 vote:
Mercy killings?
2012-11-16 07:49:05 PM  
1 vote:
Someone Please tell me that Wesley Snipes just got out of prison!!!
2012-11-16 07:43:58 PM  
1 vote:
Also, obligatory: 

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2012-11-16 07:39:26 PM  
1 vote:
"A Bolivar police officer approached Lammers at a Sonic restaurant and coaxed him to the stationhouse without incident."

This is article is starting out well - now to read on...
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