Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Big 1059)   Today's "causes cancer" is courtesy of ***shakes magic 8 ball *** Spanking?   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, psychological schools, corporal punishments, Plymouth University, cancers  
•       •       •

3998 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Nov 2012 at 3:21 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2012-11-16 01:02:21 PM  
9 votes:
Damn, my husband gave me some cancer the other night.
2012-11-16 03:30:42 PM  
2 votes:
i1136.photobucket.comView Full Size
2012-11-16 03:00:46 PM  
2 votes:
Well, sh*t. I'm gonna die young.
2012-11-16 03:41:40 PM  
1 vote:
intriguing.comView Full Size

And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon... cancer. 

I think I must have cast off about as million knuckle orphans pretending I was Galahad being offered all those spankings.
2012-11-16 03:26:33 PM  
1 vote:
OMFG! Does this include spanking the monkey?!?! I gotta get to work on my will.
2012-11-16 03:25:45 PM  
1 vote:
Well, let's remember that Saudi Arabian spanking is probably not exactly the same thing as most American spanking.
2012-11-16 01:41:16 PM  
1 vote:
Christian Grey: Serial Killer.
2012-11-16 01:22:53 PM  
1 vote:
I. Am. Doomed.

/I was a "rambunctious" child
Displayed 8 of 8 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.