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(Topless Robot)   The ten most evil monkeys in pop culture. Missing from the list: Grodd   (toplessrobot.com) divider line
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Gunny Highway
2012-11-16 12:37:37 PM  
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This guy beat up little girls.

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Nazi gorillas are bad too.
 
DeusFlac
2012-11-16 12:38:00 PM  
didnt rtfa but Grodd is an ape not a monkey
 
Fano
2012-11-16 12:38:10 PM  
And Monsieur Mallah.

I assume Grodd was covered by the inclusion of King Ape from Venture Brothers.
 
Twintop
2012-11-16 12:41:37 PM  
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/If DK can go from 'evil' to 'good', so can this guy
 
BigLuca
2012-11-16 12:46:16 PM  
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spcMike
2012-11-16 12:46:24 PM  
No Ultra Humanite?
 
T.rex
2012-11-16 12:46:33 PM  
No love for Grape Ape?
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spcMike
2012-11-16 12:47:25 PM  
Are we excluding Titano as well?
 
skepticultist
2012-11-16 12:48:06 PM  
That was just about the shiattiest list of evil monkeys ever.

No Flying Monkeys from Wizard of Oz?
No Gorilla Grodd?
No Mojo Jojo?

About the only entries I agree with on that list are the Gorillas from Planet of the Apes (not at #1 though, far too incompetent), and the monkey from Monkey Shines.
 
ChiliCon
2012-11-16 12:48:38 PM  
Frowns on your Shenanigans!

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Fano
2012-11-16 12:49:36 PM  
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That suit is pretty menacing to the eyes
 
BigLuca
2012-11-16 12:54:08 PM  

skepticultist: That was just about the shiattiest list of evil monkeys ever.

No Flying Monkeys from Wizard of Oz?
...


You know how you once got pooped on by that seagull? Can you imagine getting hit with a load of monkey crap? I bet they would do it on purpose, have their timing down, special formations for maximum coverage and everything.
 
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-11-16 12:57:03 PM  

DeusFlac: didnt rtfa but Grodd is an ape not a monkey


It seems like pop culture puts apes and monkeys under the umbrella term "monkey". Does anyone know if there's a scientific term that includes apes and monkeys but excludes humans?
 
tagkc
2012-11-16 1:00:07 PM  

Gunny Highway: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x165]

This guy beat up little girls.

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Nazi gorillas are bad too.


Did you say Nazi gorillas?

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texdent
2012-11-16 1:04:24 PM  

T.rex: No love for Grape Ape?
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Grape Ape wasn't evil
 
Gunny Highway
2012-11-16 1:06:13 PM  
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More Hellboy evil monkeys
 
PonceAlyosha
2012-11-16 1:07:03 PM  
Grodd and Mallah are not monkeys, they are great apes. Different taxa.
 
Onkel Buck
2012-11-16 1:07:58 PM  
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No love for the Gibbon?

/monkeys have tails.
 
Gunny Highway
2012-11-16 1:11:12 PM  

PonceAlyosha: Grodd and Mallah are not monkeys, they are great apes. Different taxa.


Yes. But this list is monkeys and apes. Can we move forward with funny evil monkey/ape picture. Christ.
 
LZeitgeist
2012-11-16 1:11:44 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: DeusFlac: didnt rtfa but Grodd is an ape not a monkey

It seems like pop culture puts apes and monkeys under the umbrella term "monkey". Does anyone know if there's a scientific term that includes apes and monkeys but excludes humans?


Simians?
 
Gunny Highway
2012-11-16 1:11:52 PM  
Opening line from the article:

Monkeys, apes, what's the difference? An evil primate is an evil primate and that's all that matters. From mischievous helpers to dictator-infused megalomaniacs the spectrum of bad opposable thumb-less creatures running around in comic books, movies, video games and animation is through the roof.
 
hbk72777
2012-11-16 1:13:22 PM  
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Gunny Highway
2012-11-16 1:14:38 PM  
Who, you ask, is equipped to take out these evil monkeys?

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The only choice
 
texdent
2012-11-16 1:15:12 PM  
Would Hank 'Beast' McCoy be considered monkey-ish?
 
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-11-16 1:19:44 PM  

LZeitgeist: B.L.Z. Bub: DeusFlac: didnt rtfa but Grodd is an ape not a monkey

It seems like pop culture puts apes and monkeys under the umbrella term "monkey". Does anyone know if there's a scientific term that includes apes and monkeys but excludes humans?

Simians?


Nope, Wiki says that "Simians" includes humans: Link
 
DrZiffle
2012-11-16 1:20:35 PM  
What about the Ourang Utang--or however the hell he spells it--in "The Murders in the Rue Morgue"?
 
Tommy Moo
2012-11-16 1:23:21 PM  
Came for Mojo Jojo.
 
T.rex
2012-11-16 1:24:35 PM  

texdent: T.rex: No love for Grape Ape?
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Grape Ape wasn't evil


You're kidding, right? I can't think of a more malevolent character in popular culture. Maybe Grimace.
 
Sweet Chin Music
2012-11-16 1:25:03 PM  

texdent: Would Hank 'Beast' McCoy be considered monkey-ish?


He's not evil. Dark Beast, though...
 
KatjaMouse
2012-11-16 1:31:48 PM  

Gunny Highway: [slapclap.com image 700x1065]

More Hellboy evil monkeys


Goddamn that shouldn't be as funny as I found it.
 
mcwehrle
2012-11-16 1:33:19 PM  
All monkeys/apes/etc give me the creeps.

But from the list, I'd have to go with Ella.
 
Gunny Highway
2012-11-16 1:34:04 PM  

KatjaMouse: Gunny Highway: [slapclap.com image 700x1065]

More Hellboy evil monkeys

Goddamn that shouldn't be as funny as I found it.


I cracked up on the train after reading that page. It is everything I love about Mignola's world.
 
genepool lifeboat
2012-11-16 1:39:04 PM  

skepticultist: No Flying Monkeys from Wizard of Oz?


They weren't actually evil, just under the control of the Wicked Witch.

/they were actually pretty cool in the book
 
Craptastic
2012-11-16 1:40:06 PM  

texdent: T.rex: No love for Grape Ape?
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Grape Ape wasn't evil


Wait... That whole time he was saying "Grape"?

Well, that changes everything.
 
karnal
2012-11-16 1:45:44 PM  
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karnal
2012-11-16 1:48:10 PM  
I'm ready for the sexy monkey thread too...
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JosephFinn
2012-11-16 1:49:15 PM  

KatjaMouse: Gunny Highway: [slapclap.com image 700x1065]

More Hellboy evil monkeys

Goddamn that shouldn't be as funny as I found it.


Just almost started laughing out loud at work after reading it.
 
Uncle Tractor
2012-11-16 1:51:32 PM  
Just wanted to link to a youtube clip of a chimp with an AK-47.

/...but the comments
//...omg
///...derp
 
fruitloop
2012-11-16 1:54:07 PM  
Also missing is the goddamn Outbreak monkey.
 
uncleacid [OhFark]
2012-11-16 1:55:12 PM  
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2012-11-16 2:08:48 PM  
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sniderman
2012-11-16 2:09:16 PM  
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I do not agree with this list! This list is not one I agree with! There have been lists that I agree with, but this was not one of them! If you were to ask me to make a list of lists I agree with, this list would not be on that list as I do not agree with this list!
 
Wasn't Looking at his Neck
2012-11-16 2:11:03 PM  
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/Will eat. Your. Soul.
 
OtherLittleGuy [BareFark]
2012-11-16 2:12:46 PM  

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Very true. Before word processors on computers became prevalent, he helped create the environment that spawned Snooki and Teen Mom.
 
dittybopper
2012-11-16 2:12:58 PM  

PonceAlyosha: Grodd and Mallah are not monkeys, they are great apes. Different taxa.


Nope. Government charges them the same rate.
 
Wireless Joe
2012-11-16 2:15:14 PM  
Gorillas aren't monkeys.
 
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2012-11-16 2:18:42 PM  
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karnal
2012-11-16 2:21:13 PM  
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T.rex
2012-11-16 2:21:27 PM  
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old_toole
2012-11-16 2:21:59 PM  

Craptastic: Grape Ape wasn't evil

Wait... That whole time he was saying "Grape"?

Well, that changes everything.



And here I thought I was the only one.
 
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