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(WTOP)   Flasher: "Say Hello to my little friend." Pistol-packing mama: "No, YOU say Hello to MY liitle friend"   ( wtop.com) divider line
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2012-11-16 09:25:24 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-16 09:19:09 AM  
2 votes:
This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for flashing, this is for fun.

2012-11-16 09:18:15 AM  
2 votes:

Nice, because upping the ante to violence is always amusing.

You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?
2012-11-16 12:06:56 PM  
1 vote:

SkunkWerks: elsuavio: Are you not sure what forensic psychology is

I'm sure what it's not. Pretty much all I needed to know there.

"Forensic" is from the Latin word for "forum" and refers to the legal system. Forensic psychology is any form of psychology that connects to the law, including the study of criminal behavior patterns.

You have irrevocably lost all intellectual credibility in this thread.
2012-11-16 12:03:42 PM  
1 vote:
Wow a lot of Farkers must like jerking off in the park.
2012-11-16 11:46:10 AM  
1 vote:

Coolfusis: I'll just leave this completely unrelated image here.


Or I won't, because FARK hates me.

2012-11-16 10:23:04 AM  
1 vote:
She should have pepper sprayed his balls. I guarantee you he'd never forget that one, and it's totally legal.
2012-11-16 10:01:00 AM  
1 vote:

stir22: and you're NOT okay with her pulling a gun on him?

I mean, he totally pulled a gun on her. Right?
2012-11-16 09:49:06 AM  
1 vote:
CSB time:

When I was stationed in Germany, I often took the streetcar.
One fine morning, I noticed an obvious American soldier wearing a trench coat.
At one of the stops, he went to the front of the streetcar and flashed the rest of the passengers.
The Germans started laughing - little old ladies and men, teenagers who went to the trade school, business people in suits, and blue collar types in overalls. Even little kids. Every single one of them busted out laughing (quite a few of them were pointing*) as the flasher dashed off the streetcar and ran away.

It was a cultural lesson for me and for the flasher. (Oh, and it's common for men to pull over their cars and piss on the nearest wall/tree.)

Maybe we ought to adopt this attitude: Point (fingers, not firearms) and laugh.

*Circumcision is rare in Germany.
2012-11-16 09:42:50 AM  
1 vote:

DrZiffle: Dr. Freud. Paging Dr. Freud. Come to the white courtesy phone.

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2012-11-16 09:38:16 AM  
1 vote:
We sent a reporter to the scene who asked the flasher for a comment:
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2012-11-16 09:26:22 AM  
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Headso: Vegan Meat Popsicle: OnlyM3: You're french, aren't you. Your advice to her would be what? Drop and spread next time?

I know you don't have the capacity to understand, but some of us are actually capable of coming to solutions that don't start and end with "KILL IT!"

yeah this lady shouldn't have felt threatened by some guy approaching her while jerking off because that's perfectly sane and logical so she shouldn't expect him to do anything else like rape her.

Well, she should be the moral superior and take the cock. I mean, it's not like it's worth killing someone over. I'm sure all the rape survivors agree.
2012-11-16 09:15:32 AM  
1 vote:
is Lake Sacajawea near Lake Shotizcokov?
2012-11-16 09:08:59 AM  
1 vote:
That seems like an appropriate and sane escalation.
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