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(WTSP)   Jill Kelley and General Allen join the mile-high club. Bonus points for military plane   ( wtsp.com) divider line
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2012-11-16 09:35:55 AM  
5 votes:
Lots of people doing Call of Booty, but this has been my favorite so far.

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2012-11-16 11:46:31 AM  
3 votes:

Headso: this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?

This one General dude stuck his peen in crazy. This Matajari chick caught on that he was a cooze crazy man whore and leveraged it to get in close to some sensitive info and contacts. The crazy found out and was all 'that's mine! step off, biatch!' and outed her to the Feds. They sat on it until after the election and then it was on like donkey kong. We then find out that the Matajari chick was also working this other General dude and now she can't go on the military bases and eat the free food.
Now, we're trying to figure out how to blame Obama for all of this.
It's epic!!!
2012-11-16 12:22:49 PM  
2 votes:

Odd Bird: Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

We all win? The entertainment value of this cluster-fark is far outweighed by the magnitudes of
1) distraction from important issues,
2) damage to the credibility of our agencies
3) damage to our national integrity.

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2012-11-16 11:51:54 AM  
2 votes:
Yeah, but were they in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG 28?
2012-11-16 11:44:26 AM  
2 votes:
She flew on the same plane as he did? OMG!

Next thing the media will report is that Kelley and Allen engaged in social intercourse on numerous occasions.
2012-11-16 11:41:59 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-16 11:39:41 AM  
1 vote:
Tampa, Florida -- 10 News has learned Tampa socialite Jill Kelley

Can we stop calling them socialites? As if that's an actual thing.
2012-11-16 11:38:24 AM  
1 vote:
Lebanese Mati-Hari sisters for Hamas

And our idiot high command fell for it.

I've been complaining about senior command for years. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Don't worry. It'll all get covered up and Washington can go back to business as usual ... giving away your money to whoever blows them.
2012-11-16 10:42:05 AM  
1 vote:

Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

While I'm still of the opinion that this really isn't a very big "scandal" - it's certainly up there in the entertainment factor. I'm waiting for dick tweets. You know they're out there somewhere.
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