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(The Windsor Star)   Just how friendly is Canada? Stephen Colbert calls Windsor, Ontario the "Earth's Rectum." Windsor responds by inviting him to lead the Christmas Parade this year   ( windsorstar.com) divider line
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2012-11-16 10:33:38 AM  
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2012-11-16 10:26:50 AM  
3 votes:
And,Detroit is the turd that came out of it.
2012-11-16 12:11:59 PM  
2 votes:

VonKraut: They did do that in theatres my Dad told me, but they haven't for a LONG time, probably over 40 years. I still see milk bags, but I've always disliked them, and jugs are becoming more popular it seems. I agree windsor sucks, I don't see the hate on Hamilton though, its always been nice when I've been there.

You just haven't been to the right places. Barton St. is...interesting.

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2012-11-16 11:02:36 AM  
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GranoblasticMan: What I'm learning in this thread is that the earth clearly has many rectums.

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2012-11-16 10:52:35 AM  
2 votes:
Muncie Indiana, however, is the earth's armpit.
2012-11-16 10:47:46 AM  
2 votes:
Topeka looks at your proposals of what is the Earth's rectum and laughs.

/right before pinching off a fresh loaf in the form of a WBC protest
2012-11-16 10:46:28 AM  
2 votes:

dcigary: No no no. The Earth's Rectum is El Paso.

I spent a very long week there one night. Never again.

Did you go to Rose's Cantina, fall in love with a Mexican girl, shoot a cowboy, steal a horse, and flee to the badlands of New Mexico?

You'll be back. You miss her. Admit it.
2012-11-16 10:28:17 AM  
2 votes:
Windsor is NOT the Earth's rectum. It is, however, right across the river from it. Maybe that is where the confusion came from.
2012-11-16 10:27:52 AM  
2 votes:
No no no. The Earth's Rectum is El Paso.

I spent a very long week there one night. Never again.
2012-11-16 10:25:54 AM  
2 votes:
Mr. Colbert did not claim Windsor, Ontario, to be "Earth's Rectum". Mr. Colbert asked, by way of a question within a footnote, whether Windsor, Ontario is "Earth's Rectum". Mr. Colbert was not making a declaration; he was only asking a question.
2012-11-16 07:46:43 PM  
1 vote:
The anus is Bismarck, ND -- after all, it is just south of Regina.
2012-11-16 11:51:19 AM  
1 vote:
Jeez...no where in Canada is the Earth's rectum.

I have been all over the world and the one place that everyone agrees is where the enema needs to go is Karachi Pakistan. An alternative would be Bangladesh.

For Africa- Banjul the Gambia
Asia (not subcontinent)- most of China is filthy. Geographically though, the delta between myanmar and thailand fits...i mean the rectum is located close to the pleasure center (bangkok!).
Central America- Tijuana? CJ? don't know. I actually like Central America and everywhere I've been there...including Mexico.
South America- Buenos Aires...just full of arrogant pieces of erectile tissue. dog poop everywhere.
Europe- ideas?
Oceana- Port Moresby. with all the Beetle juice spit it looks like the city is already menstruating. maybe that is where the douche would go.

North America...florida is the schlong that needs a tissue to clean off all the splooge. geographically...san fran fits but its too much of a fun place. oakland? Detroit? Newark? I'm always up for putting down philly. DC with all thepoliticians?

/i've rambled enough.
2012-11-16 11:42:02 AM  
1 vote:
Colbert is wrong

The earth's rectum is Here
2012-11-16 11:12:47 AM  
1 vote:
Saw a lot of fine rectums when the Windsor strip club scene was off the hook during the mid-90s.
2012-11-16 11:07:27 AM  
1 vote:

CygnusDarius: GranoblasticMan: What I'm learning in this thread is that the earth clearly has many rectums.

Well, each country has a rectum.

/What's the rectum of Romania, btw?

I believe the answer is, "Romania".
/ I kid
2012-11-16 10:58:46 AM  
1 vote:
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Meanwhile, on the road to Windsor...
2012-11-16 10:58:24 AM  
1 vote:
GranoblasticMan: "What I'm learning in this thread is that the earth clearly has many rectums."

Many of which spend their time trolling internet message boards.
2012-11-16 10:54:49 AM  
1 vote:
What I'm learning in this thread is that the earth clearly has many rectums.
2012-11-16 10:45:58 AM  
1 vote:
Clearly Colbert has never been to Edmonton.
2012-11-16 10:45:54 AM  
1 vote:

wxboy: It's certainly Canada's rectum.

Never been to Welland, huh?
2012-11-16 10:45:42 AM  
1 vote:
I thought it was understood that ciidad juarez was earths rectum
2012-11-16 10:28:50 AM  
1 vote:
Have you ever been to South Detroit, Canada (aka Windsor, Ontario)? If you have, you would know that Colbert isn't too far off the mark here.
2012-11-16 09:18:25 AM  
1 vote:
Have some self-respect, Canada. Geez.
2012-11-16 09:09:13 AM  
1 vote:
He just said that because it's across the river from Detroit, which Colbert loves ripping on.
2012-11-16 09:02:16 AM  
1 vote:
It has sort of an "Oh yea, why don't you come up here and say that" kind of feel to it
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