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2012-11-16 02:43:16 AM  
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0Icky0: Some of my male students in Thailand wrote about their favorite custom.
When they turned 16, their uncles took them to the local whore house for an introduction to the yeasty gates of delight.

Wise custom that. If I had a son I'd definitely have him serviced soon after he started wacking regularly. Pent up libido drives schoolboys to distraction -- literally. They need to get laid promptly and thoroughly so they can get their heads right and focus on more important things and put sex in perspective rather than aspire to it as though it were some ultimate indulgence. If you don't get your boys laid, they'll spend years training their dong to be turned on by top-shelf women doing stuff that they watch on YouPorn. What they need is to get their hands on a real woman before they can develop bad habits and unrealistic expectations.

If we followed that custom in the U.S., American boys would be happier, better behaved, perform better in school, and make better boyfriends. The video game industry would take a hit though, so we'd have to take the bad with the good.
2012-11-16 03:44:39 AM  
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Mock26: Of course, everyone OK with this would be OK if it was there 16 year old daughter and an adult, male stripper, right?

If my 16 year old daughter wanted a male stripper, I'd have to wonder if there wasn't some mistake at the hospital.

/Such as why they gave me one. I went in for a broken arm.
2012-11-16 01:19:35 AM  
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These are still kids who haven't fully mentally matured to the point where they can be making decisions like this.
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