Aarontology: I dunno, I think this guy has a case.
costermonger: As far as reasons for secession go, it's head and shoulders above "because Obama".
Zeb Hesselgresser: so this is what I takes for a united Fark? Never saw it coming.
maxheck: I had a stripper g/f who had the same grand idea, except she was also going to offer oil changes. The name of the place would be "Boob and Lube."She was a car geek and had some very hot friends. I have very little reason to care about this nitwit here in Maryland.
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: That article was more poorly-written than the petition.
jso2897: I suspect his Cadillac may have one wheel in the ditch, and one on the track.
AcneVulgaris: The funny thing is, it was probably his bible thumping co-conservatives that got him shut down for obscenity.
caramba421: The newly-created Confederate States of Bumfarkistan will end up in 4th place behind China and Japan, but ahead of Germany.
Delawheredad: This is the only secession movement I can get behind.
traylor: But he said he was arrested and charged with obscenity by city officials in 2001.The date is important, people.
JasonThomasX: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 282x180]
St_Francis_P: traylor: But he said he was arrested and charged with obscenity by city officials in 2001.The date is important, people.Not really. Obama's Time Machine makes it back to 2001 easily.
St_Francis_P: I'm sympathetic, but I'd have to see the boobies to properly judge the legality of that.
Misch: St_Francis_P: I'm sympathetic, but I'd have to see the boobies to properly judge the legality of that.It said "bwahahahahhahah. If you think leaving the US is going to stop local bigots/zealots from being local bigots/zealots, you are a moron."
St_Francis_P: AcneVulgaris: The funny thing is, it was probably his bible thumping co-conservatives that got him shut down for obscenity.I would assume you're right. I'd also assume this guy's IQ is firmly in the double digits.
StopLurkListen: a ***NSFW*** warning would have been nice, thanks!
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