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(CNN)   Now that the barn door's been left open, the horse escaped, the barn burned down, the burnt wreckage washed away in a flood, and the horse drowned in the swollen river, Army officials think to remove Paula Broadwell's security clearance   ( security.blogs.cnn.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, CIA Director David Petraeus, military intelligences, non-disclosure agreement, military officials, service records, security clearance, reservists  
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2012-11-15 04:10:43 PM  
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So, I'm at work, lunch, and I go to the lunch room and they are all talking and one of them (I'm one of the older ones here, most of them are 20 something) asks me, "Hey, Vudu! You were in the Military. You had a security clearance. What have you learned from all of this Patreaus stuff?" And I sat down and said "don't eat too much Pie" and they all got quiet. And I said " I learned from all this, not to eat too much pie."
And they finally go, no, the military thing. And I go: Don't' eat too much pie. When you eat too much pie, you end up looking like Dolly Patreaus, and when you end up looking like Dolly Patreaus, your general husband will cheat on you. When your general husband cheats on you, he and her get caught. When they get caught, you end up the lumpy wife who got fat and drove her husband off on TV and everyone points and laughs at you. When everyone points and laughs at you, you want to eat more pie. It's a vicious cycle. So don't' eat so much pie. " The ladies didn't appreciate it, since someone had brought in pies, and they were all stuffing their pie holes.
I guess they will be baitching about what I said at curves tonight.
2012-11-15 03:47:42 PM  
2 votes:
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Woman needs to invest in some curtains.
2012-11-15 03:43:42 PM  
2 votes:
Too late; she already sold yellow cake uranium to Elmo and unwed teenage mothers.
2012-11-15 06:05:58 PM  
1 vote:

Rent Party: namegoeshere: Rent Party: ZipSplat: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: She do anything illegal yet?

She's married and an Army reservist, and she had an affair with another married member of the military. 2x violations of Article 134 of the UCMJ.

She is not subject to the UCMJ. She is a civilian.

No, she's a lieutenant colonel.

So I have heard.

/ Revised and extended my remarks....

So I have seen.
2012-11-15 04:08:13 PM  
1 vote:

Rent Party: They tend to have bad haircuts and wear comfortable shoes.

Like field hockey players?
2012-11-15 03:52:50 PM  
1 vote:
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