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(Gawker)   Meet the 24-year-old "model/actor" who tried to take down Elmo   ( gawker.com) divider line
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2012-11-15 10:52:15 AM  
4 votes:
This is the schlong, La La La La Elmo's Schlong.

2012-11-15 11:58:52 AM  
3 votes:
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2012-11-15 11:06:36 AM  
2 votes:
Am I the only one who keeps hearing "Elmo knows where you live" from the Simpsons episode each time this story comes up?
2012-11-15 10:51:52 AM  
2 votes:
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This is how I see the argument that led up to this 

/Elmo is manly
2012-11-15 10:50:07 AM  
2 votes:
I won't let my kids play with that red, gay muppet anymore.

Bert is a much cleaner, safer and straighter choice.
2012-11-15 12:25:45 PM  
1 vote:
Elmo got male! Elmo got male! Elmo got male!
2012-11-15 12:12:12 PM  
1 vote:
What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
2012-11-15 12:08:52 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: Assholes like this including the women who make up rape, like the biatch from the Duke thing, should face the same sentence that the person they've accused would have faced.

I like the way you managed to make this about evil women even though there were no chicks involved in this story. 8/10!
2012-11-15 11:40:35 AM  
1 vote:

Nabb1: As the father of a two-year-old girl who is in love with Elmo, let me just say, "F*ck you, guy."

That just plays into his hands.

Well, near his hands.
2012-11-15 10:58:51 AM  
1 vote:
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And not the other way around.
2012-11-15 10:54:12 AM  
1 vote:

Son of Thunder: What magnificent judgment Clash demonstrated, hopping into the sack with such a nice boy.

Who amongst us, at one time or another, has not stuck his dick in the crazy?
2012-11-15 10:52:31 AM  
1 vote:

Cythraul: [img.gawkerassets.com image 400x452]

Is that him? Although not my type, I can see why Elmo definitely wanted some of that.

Yeah, that dude is Greek god beautiful. I can't stop looking at him, and I'm straight.

When I saw the picture and read the article the first thing I did was forward it to my buddy. He has a thing for racially ambiguous, vaguely dangerous young men; a thing that used to get him in trouble from time to time back when he was single.

He'll probably be sitting outside the guy's apartment with a bouquet and a pair of handcuffs.
2012-11-15 10:44:44 AM  
1 vote:
Oh look, it's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle.
2012-11-15 10:41:37 AM  
1 vote:
THis is hilarious: Link
2012-11-15 10:26:49 AM  
1 vote:
Stephens is a 24-year-old "model/actor" who lives in Pennsylvania and was previously arrested for robbing $250,000 in jewelry from a music manager at knife point.

I doubt this man would ever try and extort someone for money. No, not this fine upstanding person.
2012-11-15 10:24:24 AM  
1 vote:
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Is that him? Although not my type, I can see why Elmo definitely wanted some of that.
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