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(Daily Mail)   You are a manager at a top New York hotel and you go into labor and give birth in a room. Does the hotel: A) insist the EMT crew go out the side door so as not to bother guests, B) dock you for the hours missed, C) fire you, or D) all of the above?   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-11-15 10:39:41 AM  
31 votes:
So... this is a labor dispute?
2012-11-15 01:13:18 PM  
3 votes:
"The Standard is famous for its all-glass windows...."

As opposed to what? All-gingerbread windows?
2012-11-15 03:18:05 PM  
2 votes:
The Standard is famous for its all-glass windows that give racy views to strollers on the High Line below.

I'm not even sure how to respond to that.
2012-11-15 01:42:13 PM  
2 votes:

Joe Peanut: It may look a bit meh from the outside, but the inside and the views are outstanding.

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Uh... yeah if you think views of Jersey are "outstanding".
2012-11-15 12:38:07 PM  
2 votes:

Gecko Gingrich: building in Chernobyl

Hahaha I was just coming to say it looks like an abandoned hotel in Chernobyl

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2012-11-15 05:11:12 PM  
1 vote:
The Standard is famous for its all-glass windows that give racy views to strollers on the High Line below.

Named for it's thick, jungle overgrowth of weeds, no doubt. Did they fire the grounds crew, too?
2012-11-15 04:58:15 PM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised they didn't charge her for a night at the hotel.

The rate for two people once the baby was there.
2012-11-15 04:23:37 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: Side door so I don't disturb anyone?

GTFO of my way, and let me get to my patient.

That's what I am thinking. If I was an EMT I'd probably give the manager a hearty 'Fark-you', and proceed through the main door, and take the first elevator I saw. If he proceeded with his douchebaggery, I'd introduce him to Mr. Defib. Then I'd instruct the next meatwagon (REO Meatwagon? That's what I'd name my ambulance service) to take the side door to treat him.

/Unless they made me take one of those hypocrite oath things, then I'd just do the 'fark-you' part.
2012-11-15 03:06:43 PM  
1 vote:

unfarkingbelievable: Really. Only a nasty, bitter, biyotch with deep personality flaws finds excuses to constantly rag on a whole state every chance she gets, dumbass.

LMAO, you are cute :-)
2012-11-15 01:55:45 PM  
1 vote:

saluteyourshorts: mcwehrle: "As a mother of two over 40 years old,'she did not possess the physical attributes to work at the hotel...she was, so far as defendants were concerned, not young, thin of model-like proportions, or one of 'the beautiful people' desired at the hotel,' Tan asserts in her lawsuit. "

Well naw, if she's the mother of two over forty, unless they're twins, she's 80+. Of course she doesn't have the physical attributes to work in the hotel.

I had no idea that you couldn't have a second child until your first child turned 40.

you're correct....I....I have no idea wtf short circuited my brain.....

/it's been a long day already
//I still call shenanigans here
///I'll be over here in the corner, and staying quiet
2012-11-15 01:54:48 PM  
1 vote:
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E) Claim the child's soul for hell
2012-11-15 01:48:05 PM  
1 vote:

natas6.0: I'm gonna call shenanigans

Oh come on, this is the respectable Daily Mail. Both in print and online it has never been known to misrepresent any story.
2012-11-15 01:29:50 PM  
1 vote:
Squeeze out your hairless rats on your own time, fatso!
2012-11-15 01:19:19 PM  
1 vote:
They wouldn't have had to fire her if Romney won the election. Welcome to Obamerica.
2012-11-15 01:18:47 PM  
1 vote:

Ambitwistor: (Standard Hotel exhibitionists.)

Whoa, NSFW dude! At least label it
2012-11-15 01:09:41 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So... this is a labor dispute?

Shut it down. Thread over.
2012-11-15 12:04:57 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-15 11:53:11 AM  
1 vote:

Gecko Gingrich: Blues_X: Stealing boxes.... no, that can't possibly be a false corporate excuse.

And I bet it was on her day off, too.

You gotta be a stupid muthafarka to get fired on your day off!
2012-11-15 11:48:54 AM  
1 vote:

Blues_X: Stealing boxes.... no, that can't possibly be a false corporate excuse.

And I bet it was on her day off, too.
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