FirstNationalBastard: The pop up timer is fine... if you like dry, shiatty turkey.The timer is better used as a buttplug than as something to tell you when your turkey is cooked.
dofus: Hunt up Alton Brown's brine turkey recipe. We use it every year and have no plans to change./You'll need a completely thawed turkey 24 hours before meal time
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