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6548 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 15 Nov 2012 at 7:44 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-15 07:52:44 AM  
Coke is like oxygen
You get too much you get too high
Not enough and you're gonna die
Coke gets you high
2012-11-15 07:54:59 AM  
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2012-11-15 07:57:05 AM  
And yet you both keep inhaling your respective nemeses. Fate has a twisted sense of humor, doesn't it?
2012-11-15 08:16:27 AM  
I don't care what you say, I think she don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie.
2012-11-15 08:36:49 AM  
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Nitrogen is really where it's at these days.
2012-11-15 10:20:42 AM  
Im sure you hate it a lot on the way down
2012-11-15 10:53:46 AM  
No she really, really hates it. She hates it so much that she takes a razor blade and cuts it into a fine powder. Then she hates it even more so she dissolves it into her bloodstream through her lungs so she can piss it out. That's some serious hatred right there.
2012-11-15 11:57:54 AM  

jayhawk88: Nitrogen is really where it's at these days.

Nitrogen? Too mainstream, everyone has access to it now.
2012-11-15 01:11:41 PM  
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2012-11-15 01:37:26 PM  
Maybe she's just tired of that Eric Clapton song. It gets played way too much on the "classic rock" stations.
2012-11-15 07:56:47 PM  
Do I see a few flecks of it in her left nostril??
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