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(Ravalli Republic)   Couple buys a house next to a golf course, then sues because....well, this is America, you know why   ( ravallirepublic.com) divider line
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2012-11-15 06:06:26 AM  
4 votes:
Just can't get over the smell of that dairy air.
2012-11-15 04:24:25 AM  
2 votes:

Krieghund: They sued and lost.

This is how the system is supposed to work.

No, it's not.

They sued over some retarded crap and were not fed to lions for even entertaining the idea of such a frivolous and pointless waste of everyone's time.

The system is clearly broken.
2012-11-15 12:07:12 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-15 07:42:50 AM  
1 vote:

ShawnDoc: BSABSVR: The only people I sympathize with less than people who buy a house near an airport and complain about noise? People who live adjacent to a golf course and complain about golf balls.

What about people who buy a house next to a dairy or mushroom farm, and then complain about the smell?

Or move next to a whorehouse and complain about their boners?
2012-11-15 06:41:59 AM  
1 vote:

Bob The Nob: shoot them. shoot them both.

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2012-11-15 06:36:47 AM  
1 vote:
Because, you should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. But instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do.
2012-11-15 06:07:59 AM  
1 vote:
That's nothing. A couple I used to work with bought a course-adjacent house. Being somewhat normal and avid golfers they understood that the house would be pelted with golf balls regularly and that sunny weekend days were risky days to be in the backyard.

What they didn't expect was the old men in the "crack of dawn" foursomes to wake them by screaming "Corksucking motherfarking coontrag son of a whore ball! You slicing piece of farking shiat!" and, on more than one occasion, looking out the window to see an old man shiatting in the treeline between their house and the 5th fairway.
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