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(FilmDrunk)   "Roadhouse If Dalton Was The Villain" is exactly what it sounds like (i.e. awesome) (Not safe for work language)   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, roadhouses, card tricks, villains, Guy Fieri  
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4324 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 Nov 2012 at 3:59 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-14 05:04:14 PM  
2 votes:

mitchcumstein1: Roadhouse is Swayze's 3rd best movie.

This is a fact.

*raises quizzical eyebrow*

Klippoklondike: First few times I saw that movie I thought his name was Dog

First time I saw that movie, I thought he'd be bigger.
2012-11-14 05:50:22 PM  
1 vote:
I just bought Roadhouse today, sadly it came with Roadhouse 2.

Say what you will about Old Hollywood, but Fred Astaire would never have ripped someone's throat out in a movie. Swayze über alles
2012-11-14 05:43:22 PM  
1 vote:
I have never watched Roadhouse.
I also skipped Point Break and Footloose.
And there is no way anyone will ever get me to watch The Bodyguard.
2012-11-14 05:25:40 PM  
1 vote:

mitchcumstein1: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *raises quizzical eyebrow*

Point Break.
Next of Kin.

They are all three American cinematic masterpieces, don't get me wrong.

WTF? RED DAWN, man! Red Effin' DAWN! WOLVERINES!!! Better than both o' those.
2012-11-14 04:36:52 PM  
1 vote:

HaywoodJablonski: HaywoodJablonski: also NSFW titties about 5 seconds in

16 actually

16 seconds or 16NSFW titties? This will figure into whether I watch this again...
2012-11-14 04:17:39 PM  
1 vote:
Still the best Road House story:

Kelly Lynch:
"By the way, speaking of Bill Murray, every time "Road House" is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV- and they're always watching TV - one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler (Murray's character in "Caddyshack")], 'Kelly's having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They're doing it. He's throwing her against the rocks,'" Lynch said in an interview with"

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