SithLord: Sure Austin, do that. But you'll need a passport to leave town. But it's a liberal college town, don't expect them to think for themselves just repeat talking points from Maddow.
deeyablo: minoridiot: Austin is the way it is because the rest of Texas surrounding it. Take Austin out of Texas and you will have the equivelant of Lafayette, IN or Ames, IA, with a few more hookers.Houston respectfully disagrees.
Snarfangel: They can't secede, so why not split up?[4.bp.blogspot.com image 395x360]
minoridiot: Austin is the way it is because the rest of Texas surrounding it. Take Austin out of Texas and you will have the equivelant of Lafayette, IN or Ames, IA, with a few more hookers.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: And always have breakfast take Kevin.
AirForceVet: I'd sign this petition but I'm not a citizen of Austin or Texas.
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