Your Zionist Leader: ManateeGag: he can keep waiting. pick kevin smith!

Why, so we can get a movie about two stormtroopers whining about guard duty?

DH-437: "Somebody blew up the second Death Star."
RG-269: "Bunch of farking savages in this galaxy."
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RG-269: An invasion of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than Sauron's army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working in that thing: bowyers, Oliphant trainers, cooks.
DH-437: Not just orcs and goblins, is what you're getting at...
RG-269: Exactly. In order to get it conquered quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average Uruk-Hai knows how to build a catapult? All they know is killing and white handprints.
DH-437: All right, so even if independent contractors are working for Sauron, why are you uneasy with his destruction?
RG-269: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.
[pause]
RG-269: All right, look-you're a blacksmith, and some juicy Isengard contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in Gondor - this is a Isengard contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with ghost arrows and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.