VitaminTom: Too soon.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Oh, and the Archduke was shot, not stabbed. And the assassin was Bosnian, not Serbian. To be more accurate, the assassin was a member of the Black Hand and a radical anarchist.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: So WWI started because Ferdinand's driver had a lousy sense of direction. It's like the truck that almost killed Hitler when he was in his 20's, another ounce of pressure on the gas pedal and the whole world changes.
DjangoStonereaver: Apocrhyphal story:One of the Hapsburg scions worked for a UN office in Geneva, and notice one afternoon that there was no oneat their desks. He walked around the office and found everyone gathered around a TV in the break room."What's going on?" he asked the nearest person."Its a cup semi-final," the person answered when not staring rapt at the screen."Ah," Mr. Hapsburg said."Great game," the person said, "Austria/Hungary.""Ah. And who are they playing?"/CSBGolf clap
OgreMagi: What a Serbian looks like.[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x750]
DjangoStonereaver: OgreMagi: What a Serbian looks like.[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x750]'Scuse me while I "Shoot the ArchDuke".IfyaknowwhatImean/If she plays half as good as she looks, she must be brilliant.
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