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2012-11-14 12:15:45 PM  
4 votes:
A true gentleman enjoys the entire panoply of female endowment, from the delicately modest to the insistently voluptuous.

*makes exaggerated boob-honking gestures*
2012-11-14 01:10:14 PM  
2 votes:
Keira Knightley?

As far as I'm concerned, Keira Nightly, Keira Daily, and Keira in the afternoon for a little variety.
2012-11-14 12:37:50 PM  
2 votes:
I'd hit it so farking hard, her ears would pop and she'd have a runny nose for a month.
2012-11-14 11:23:23 AM  
2 votes:
I admit I was titilated... but ultimately... the article falls flat.
2012-11-14 03:35:27 PM  
1 vote:

Boeheimian Rhapsody: isn't she the slightly more mannish version of orlando bloom?

A girl scout troop lead by Sean Penn is more mannish than Orlando Bloom
2012-11-14 02:17:18 PM  
1 vote:
Sex with her would be like riding a bicycle over railroad ties. And you don't even get to toot the horn!
2012-11-14 01:27:50 PM  
1 vote:
She's ridiculously hot. This thread is gayer than Elton John shopping for engagement rings with Liberace.

/damn fark chubby chaser brigade
2012-11-14 01:21:31 PM  
1 vote:

Bith Set Me Up: You can't make love with an ironing board.

Yes you can......
2012-11-14 01:08:01 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-14 12:48:46 PM  
1 vote:

doczoidberg: I don't care what anyone says, I think she's hot.

Nrokreffefp: She's got terrific tiny titties. I wouldn't complain, especially since they'll stay in place after 35.

Tat'dGreaser: She has some excellent itty bitties

The Italian Farker: Not safe for work link shows her itty bitty tittys

Tiny Tits

Ebenator: I think they are perfect, but I like all sorts.

I would suck on her nipples until my mouth bled...
2012-11-14 11:46:00 AM  
1 vote:
I never knew he was a bird lover

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2012-11-14 11:44:59 AM  
1 vote:

Bith Set Me Up: You can't make love with an ironing board.

You show an incredible lack of imagination.
2012-11-14 11:41:35 AM  
1 vote:
2012-11-14 11:39:51 AM  
1 vote:
No tits, but those lips scream "you'll be pulling the sheets out of your ass when I'm done".
2012-11-14 11:37:18 AM  
1 vote:
This 2X6 has bigger bumps.

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2012-11-14 11:36:38 AM  
1 vote:
Her face is pretty enough but her lack of breasts, hips, and butt leaves my peener completely uninterested.
2012-11-14 11:33:00 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-14 11:25:14 AM  
1 vote:
She's flatter than week old 7-UP.
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