Pocket Ninja: Uhhhh...subby? A quarter inch of snow will bring the Washington DC region to its knees for almost a full day, empty grocery stores of milk, toilet paper, and bread, and cause dangerous runs on both gas stations and banks. Twenty inches of snow over the entire season, even spread out in quarter-inch increments, represents a three-month era of darkness that may cause the end of NOVA as we know it. Society may break down; cul-de-sacs will form into warring tribes. This is a grim future we speak of, and I would suggest that you not belittle it.
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