EnviroDude: brantgoose: They say that each cigarette you smoke shortens your life expectancy by four minutes.Show me the math.Every homosexual that died of HIV in the 80's agrees?
EnviroDude: Every homosexual that died of HIV in the 80's agrees?
Jackson Herring: [www.deadlinedetroit.com image 500x351]Hahaha local news websites are so adorable.
Aidan: rtaylor92: Was the recall of Troy's mayor supposed to be national news at some point? I feel like this story and its presence on Fark is supposed to indicate that we are should have some frame of reference as to what the hell the author (or the submitter) is talking about. So some partisan mayor got recalled...and? Was there something awful she did? I see no reference in the article to the headline's claim about homosexuality (unless I missed it).I have mixed feelings about recalls regardless (you voted for this person, you should suffer the consequences Troy)Ditto. I work north of Troy (like, a mile away at most), and I still haven't the faintest idea what precisely made this woman a bad mayor, barring the idiotic comments she made. A faint bell rings in my head and sounds like "big money troubles", but I can't remember for what. A primer to bring folks up to speed would have been appreciated.
AverageAmericanGuy: You don't have to like gays. You may have treated them with disrespect in the past. You may have a terrible, sordid history with persecution of gays.But now you are the mayor of the town and you are the representative for ALL the citizens of it.So knock it off, you idiot.
WI241TH: keylock71: Seems like a lot of ignorant assholes got the heave ho last tuesday... My faith in my fellow countrymen and women is restored a tiny bit.Here's a story from the same city that may further that faith, or enrage you that they had to go to such lengths to save a library
Selena Luna: Anti_illuminati: brantgoose: 1. One dick sucked reduces your life expectancy by .... minutes2. One vagina humped reduces your life expectancy by .... minutes3. One slice of cheesecake with fruit compote and a 12 ounce cup of espresso reduces your life expectancy by .... minutes4. One book by Danielle Steel read reduces your life expectancy by .... (not counting time lost reading)5. One hour doing laundry reduces your life expectancy by 60 minutes.That's all I got.I'm having trouble answering this one because I don't know if the question means the actual time hands on or one wet cycle of laundry (my washer takes an hour and my dryer takes 1 hour, 15 minutes). If it's the second, then that really only takes me about 10 minutes, including the time to wait for the machine to fill.
keylock71: Seems like a lot of ignorant assholes got the heave ho last tuesday... My faith in my fellow countrymen and women is restored a tiny bit.
TIKIMAN87: Sometimes ass to mouth is ok.
Dhusk: WTF did I just read? That is one wretchedly written article.So he's basically calling the recalled mayor a homosexuality (apparently a bad thing in his mind) and her supporters spoiled brats? Was that the gist of it? His prose was so torturous it was hard to tell.
HotWingConspiracy: Sybarite: As a fan of the theater, I know I'm often worried about second-hand homosexuality.I hate going places where they still have gay and non-gay sections in the restaurants, the gay is always wafting over when I'm trying to eat.
brantgoose: 1. One dick sucked reduces your life expectancy by .... minutes2. One vagina humped reduces your life expectancy by .... minutes3. One slice of cheesecake with fruit compote and a 12 ounce cup of espresso reduces your life expectancy by .... minutes4. One book by Danielle Steel read reduces your life expectancy by .... (not counting time lost reading)5. One hour doing laundry reduces your life expectancy by 60 minutes.
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