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2012-11-13 04:57:42 PM  
1 vote:
Still illegal as of December 21, 2012:

* reindeer manure
* live reindeer
* dead reindeer
* frozen meat
* fruit cakes of more than 3.4 ounces
* mince pies made with alcohol
* plum cakes made with alcohol
* sugar plums
* sugar plum fairies
* sleighs
* slayers
* Mershaum and Briar wood pipes
* jolly elves (over four and one half feet tall and 200 pounds)
* ermine trimmed boots
* vermin coated boots
* yule logs over 12 inches
* Christmas trees, natural
* Christmas trees, artificial, over 12 inches
* Christmas lights and other decorations that might conceal a bomb or parts of a bombe
* bombes (made with alcohol, over 3.4 ounces)
* holly, real
* mistletoe, fake or real
* barley candy, over 3.4 ounces per piece or a total of more than 12 ounces
* tubs of "hard tack" candy
* those dangerous Christmas ribbands (ribbons)
* More than one pound of chocolates, especially the Cherry filled kind
* Frog Surprise chocolates
* Skis (carry-on)
* magical articles larger than a wand or magic coin
* lamps shaped like legs (unless under six inches)
* Christmas cheer, high spirits, or laughter
* Christmas crackers or any toy that goes bang
* Menorahs over 12 inches in height or width, especially brass Menorahs
* brass monkeys, frozen
* brass monkeys, regular
* brass balls (larger than 3.4 ounces in total, per pair)
* recordings of Chirstmas hits that everybody is so farking sick of that they may try to kill you if you play them just one more time
* what Brantgoose has been wishing for in his stocking for all of these years (to whit, a elf)
* shoes with stillleto heels of more than 3.4 inches or made of hard materials such as metal, glass, or stone
* Dutch wooden shoes
* brandy
* elves named Brandy
2012-11-13 04:49:31 PM  
1 vote:

cakes and pies! cakes and pies!
2012-11-13 04:34:58 PM  
1 vote:
Where is the army of Disney lawyers when you need them?
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