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(Apple Insider)   Apple patents time machine; Woz to return to 1974, give Bill Gates atomic wedgie   ( appleinsider.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, gates, Mac OS, first-to-file, rewriting, word processors, chronologies, OS X, plain  
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10480 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Nov 2012 at 12:45 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-13 09:50:27 AM  
3 votes:
Safety not guaranteed.
2012-11-13 12:52:47 PM  
2 votes:
Woz is too nice to give wedgies. He'd most likely just run up Bill's long distance phone costs.
2012-11-13 01:22:35 PM  
1 vote:
what the deuce
2012-11-13 01:08:23 PM  
1 vote:
Hold on, I forgot the crystals.
2012-11-13 12:59:23 PM  
1 vote:
1.- Go back in time to 1999
2.- Tell myself to get off your farking ass and study you lazy piece of shiat!
3.- Also, maybe prevent 9/11, just avoid all the fun stuff that's going on right now
2012-11-13 12:48:52 PM  
1 vote:

F*ck Apple and anyone who defends this shiat.
2012-11-13 10:08:05 AM  
1 vote:

ZAZ: It reads like a clumsier version of VMS file version numbers.

Unpossible. VMS was the height, the pinnacle, of clumsiness. Nothing could come close, let alone exceed it.

/unless you went on to use AOS/VS II, like I did
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