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(Slate)   "America's best barista tells you how to make the perfect cup of coffee in seven steps." Subby can tell you how to do it in two steps: put the K-cup in the Keurig and press the little button   ( slate.com) divider line
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2012-11-13 09:47:14 AM  
8 votes:
You forgot to put your cup underneath. Hope you have a big towel, coffeeeverywheremitter.
2012-11-13 11:16:56 AM  
2 votes:
1. lay out line of anhydrous caffeine on table
2. snort
2012-11-13 11:09:53 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-13 11:09:47 AM  
2 votes:
I need to see an actual "K cup". Seems like anything over DD is more than enough.
2012-11-14 08:21:38 AM  
1 vote:

ZureaL: After reading this thread, I took the plunge (pun intended) and ordered an Aeropress from Amazon.

I hope you people know wtf you're talking about.

uh oh. Thats a big leap, right there, sir.
2012-11-13 11:50:59 AM  
1 vote:

Fark Reddit or bust: I just tell the pissed of hipster barista at Starbucks to make mine.

1 - Walk into Starbucks
2 - Request drink from disgruntled and failed liberal arts major
3 - Pay
4 - Enjoy the drink

/Okay - in my Starbucks they're actually all very nice folks. Not disgruntled, nor failed LA majors. However, going with an amusing stereotype is always fun
//Plus, liberal arts majors need to be mocked.
2012-11-13 11:28:34 AM  
1 vote:

CokeBear: Weekday mornings are more about an efficient caffeine delivery system, not a good tasting cup of coffee.

Anyone tried caffeine-infused soap in the shower? Does that stuff actually work?

Yeah, but it tastes nasty.
2012-11-13 11:20:58 AM  
1 vote:
I bet it's Hell getting that woman to orgasm.
2012-11-13 11:15:13 AM  
1 vote:
Hipsters used to like coffee, back when it was cool. Now they're all on yerba mate.
2012-11-13 10:29:20 AM  
1 vote:
I grind my own coffee beans in a blender with a pinch of spices: cinnamon, cloves, allspice, and mace. Comes out with a very rough grind that works quite well in a french press.

I make a full bag at a time (12oz), so I'm sure some people would say the coffee goes stale, but it's a damn sight better than preground blend going through a Mr Coffee.
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