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(The Daily Beast)   Does CNN make you want to throw things at your TV? Is Fox News still too liberal for you? Well, be sure to ask your cable provider to add TPNN: The Tea Party News Network. No, this is not an Onion article   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2012-11-13 09:22:41 AM  
3 votes:
Today on TPNN:

9 am - "Soetero: The Secret Life of Barack Obama"
10 am - "Black Like Me - The Obama Agenda for America's White People"
11 am - "Circle Jerk - A Roundtable Discussion of issues that concern the Tea Party"
12 pm - "I'm One of the Good Ones - The Allen West Story"
2 pm - ""I'm Still Relevant, Look At Me...PLEASE! with Victoria Jackson"
3 pm - "Obama - What the Fark is This Guy's Problem?"
4 pm - "Sauce, Cheese, and Grease Cooking Hour"
5 pm - Hoverround Infommercial
2012-11-13 09:11:11 AM  
3 votes:
Mike Judge is a prophet

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Also, do eeet! Hopefully this leads to the true split between the Republican party and the teabaggers. If we can shatter that party in half the Democrats will run roughshot over both of them for the next 10-20 years. It would be smart for liberals to help bankroll this teabagger news network to help get it started. Its basically the same as pushing the GOP off of a cliff.
2012-11-13 09:44:32 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-13 09:34:04 AM  
2 votes:
I think this is great; there will finally be a counterweight to MSNBC. Everyone claims Fox is biased but that's just because they aren't used to both sides getting equal time. In most of the liberal media, conservative opinions are either ignored or given barely any air time while the liberal commentators and their enablers the anchors themselves do all the talking. On Fox both sides are treated fairly and you get the balanced view. It's a little left-wing for me sometimes with all of the time they give to the liberals so I'm glad we'll finally have a proper station for pure conservative thought and opinion.
2012-11-13 09:22:21 AM  
2 votes:

Whiskey Pete: How will they closed caption it for all the illiterate teabaggers?

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2012-11-13 09:17:21 AM  
2 votes:
"And now, with just 0.01% of the vote in, at 7:00:01pm on the east coast here on Election Night 2016, TPNN is prepared to call the White House for Republican Candidate Michelle Bachmann"
2012-11-13 11:24:25 AM  
1 vote:

bwilson27: It'll be good competition for the Al Gore network and the Oprah network... Oh, and the Glenn Beck network.... Whatever that is..

The Glenn Beck Network: always on Channel 1990.
2012-11-13 10:08:43 AM  
1 vote:
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go on

2012-11-13 09:26:33 AM  
1 vote:
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I created you farks and now you want to compete against me? AGAINST ME?! You're farking with the bull.

2012-11-13 09:24:03 AM  
1 vote:
This can be their first talking head.

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2012-11-13 09:16:55 AM  
1 vote:

Cythraul: But on the other hand, do we really want more far, far right brainwashing on TV?

Whatever they're washing, it isn't brains.
2012-11-13 09:16:32 AM  
1 vote:
Oooh I can't wait for their line up of programming:

Personal Mobility Devices Today

Donald Trump Shouts at the Camera

Cold Case - Maricopa County

Rex Kramer Danger Seeker
2012-11-13 09:14:41 AM  
1 vote:
All the pageantry, patriotic zeal and reasoned analysis of a Klan rally, in your very own living room.
2012-11-13 09:07:47 AM  
1 vote:
Their piece on Murka's diversity was extremely infromative. Would watch again.

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2012-11-13 09:06:22 AM  
1 vote:
CNN makes me throw things at the TV but because of their incompetence and hologram Wolf, not because of their bias, just stupidity.
2012-11-13 08:20:12 AM  
1 vote:
For people who think Fox News is just one more arm of the liberal media
2012-11-13 08:18:13 AM  
1 vote:
I can see this channel eventually being in every room in every house 24/7.
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