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(Telegraph)   On the bright side of Obama's reelection, sales are up. Well, for guns anyway. (With handy pics. of what the press is sure to call AK-47s)   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2012-11-13 11:08:26 AM  
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Subby lacks any understanding of firearms. The pictured firearms are clearly Glocks.
2012-11-13 10:54:24 AM  
2 votes:
Piss away those welfare checks, teabaggers. God knows you don't need any more food.
2012-11-13 09:23:54 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-13 08:39:24 PM  
1 vote:

HST's Dead Carcass: It should be noted Obama is coming for YOUR guns.

Then I'd better rush out and buy more.

They'd never take my new ones.
2012-11-13 04:20:03 PM  
1 vote:

tallguywithglasseson: Doom MD: Sorry, you're wrong

Jesus Christ, you guys are worse than correcting a Star Trek nerd on a fact about the Millennium Falcon. Serenity

You think you'd at least get the right show.
2012-11-13 02:43:57 PM  
1 vote:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I do like the shooting, though, as it is an extension of my penis. This is particularly true for my deliciously phallic Mossberg 500 12ga. shotgun. Oh, to stroke the pump action as it discharges it's thick and potent slug is immensely gratifying. The heat, the thrust of the butt, firmly and irresistably squeezing that trigger until it releases again...such power, it is glorious. Afterwards we are bruised and spent.

You may wish to consult a urologist or a gunsmith. Possibly both.
2012-11-13 11:58:14 AM  
1 vote:
It would be nice if we had that ban on assault weapons back..

Safety aside, it's be worth it just for the lolz it would cause.
2012-11-13 11:45:56 AM  
1 vote:

hdhale: "What I'm trying to do is to get a broader conversation about how do we reduce the violence generally. Part of it is seeing if we can get an assault weapons ban reintroduced." --Barrack Obama

Then Mr. President, you are a moron, or at least so steeped in nonsensical political rhetoric, you can't see the facts.

Chicago, the place where you, Mr. President cut your political teeth, has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation. It also has one of the highest murder rates, violent crime rates, and highest incidents of gun violence.

Across the US, generally speaking, the places that have the strictest gun control laws have the highest violent crime rates. During your administration, Mr. President, the number of semiautomatic rifles on the streets of the US has skyrocketed, as have the number of semiautomatic pistols that come equipped with clips that hold more than 10 rounds of ammunition. If what you are saying is true, the US should now resemble Beirut during the high of the civil war there in the 1980s. In reality, the national violent crime rate has declined.

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At best, there is no correlation between gun laws and the violent crime rate, if anything it is a negative correlation.

You, Mr. President, have work out a plan to see that trillions in debt is repaid. You have to work out a budget and get it through Congress that is balanced or at least heading in that direction just once during your time in office. We have enemies in foreign lands who have stated that they will kill us if given the chance. We have enemies both in foreign lands and domestically that poison our children with drugs and thus far we have shown no ability to stop them. The money spent on making sure Billy Bob can't get his 7.62 semiautomatic rifle with a 30 round clip would be much better spent on mental health diagnosis and treatment and programs that steer youth away from gangs and drugs in our inner cities. You, Mr. President, have other thin ...

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Settle down, Beavis.
2012-11-13 11:28:51 AM  
1 vote:
So what are all these guns for? Who do they think is going to attack?
2012-11-13 11:27:43 AM  
1 vote:
The same thing happened after he was elected the first time. The whackos are convinced that this time, the Dangerous N!gg3rs are coming for their white womens.
2012-11-13 11:12:55 AM  
1 vote:

basemetal: A friend of mine called me from a gun show this weekend. Said ammo prices had damn near doubled over last year's prices. Idiot's drive that market increase, give it two years and prices will go down again.

Is there a special line at the gun store for people who aren't raving lunatics but just want to buy a gun at the regular price?

Maybe if you can stare at a picture of the President for 60 seconds without turning red you can get the "reasonable person" price.
2012-11-13 10:55:35 AM  
1 vote:
If the Right Wing Gun Nuts ever take over America just shoot me.
2012-11-13 10:01:31 AM  
1 vote:
I wish I owned guns so I could price gouge in the nimrods.
2012-11-13 07:00:23 AM  
1 vote:
Aren't these the same people who said Obama would be bad for the economy?
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