Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Dick move subby. I was hoping for a picture.
FarkingReading: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Dick move subby. I was hoping for a picture.OK. How about an apple pie/chocolate cake/blueberry pie/vanilla cake dream?[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 500x466]
Mr_Fabulous: I had an interesting dream about a week ago (for realz). CSB incoming...I was in an office setting, having an argument with someone about the specifications of an ad. For whatever reason, we were given information in picas instead of inches... and the key question was how many picas to the inch.I was fairly certain the answer was 16. The person I was arguing with was equally insistent that it's 6, and I was ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN she was wrong. Further, she was being stubborn about it. And I became really agitated with her, because she refused to back down, even though she was 100% wrong.The next morning, I told my wife about the dream. So she Googles the question. Sure enough, the answer is 6."I" had the answer wrong all along. But this obnoxious "person" (who only existed in some unconscious corner of my head) had the answer right. How the fark is that possible?My wife reminded me of something important... I was an editor on my high school newspaper, back in the 80s. Undoubtedly, I DID know how many picas there were to the inch at some point in my life. That information was still there, buried beneath the rubble.So that dream happened in order to teach me two things:1. I know more than I think I do, and less than I pretend to2. I need to stop being such an arrogant know-it-all at work/csb am a cock.
NuttierThanEver: The other night I had a dream about Ninjas vs Zombies. It was the greatest dream I've had since puberty.
SirTanon: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
maxheck: But then the snowmobile flips over, trapping you underneath.At night, the Ice Weasels come...
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