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(TSN)   So I know this guy who knows the pharmacist to a well known NHL goalie and he told the pharmacist that the team sent out a practice schedule beginning in two weeks. Now we can haz hockey?   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, NHL, goal tender, NHLPA, passive-aggressive, NHL Commissioner, Gary Bettman, Year One  
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1201 clicks; posted to Sports » on 12 Nov 2012 at 12:51 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-12 01:51:39 PM  
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Dead for Tax Reasons: he was just trying to scam the pharmacist to get a bunch of pain pills

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I just wanted some farking percocets.
2012-11-12 01:15:56 PM  
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My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw the teams pass out practice schedules at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
2012-11-12 03:31:57 PM  
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Broktun: Dead for Tax Reasons: he was just trying to scam the pharmacist to get a bunch of pain pills

I'm a pharmacist, and I am getting a kick. . .

Hey buddy! I see you like cats! I love cats. Sadly, my kitty broke her leg. My vet is into this holistic healing therapy thing, but it is not working and my poor little kitty is in great pain! Please send oxycontin 80mg?
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