Jim from Saint Paul: Wait, you're saying women are difficult and picky?
Fark Reddit or bust: Can we stop farking around with this shiat research and find out where all the women I sleep with are hiding their clitori (clitorises? clitoriseses?) ?
nmemkha: Why is their such obsession over penis size, but no one gives a hoot about vagina tightness?I've encountered some bigger than my first apartment.
kiwimoogle84: Wangs wearing hats. I wonder if there's a tumblr for that.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I have a pretty small penis, but lately the warts have really helped add some extra girth and "texture".
Jim from Saint Paul: Fark Reddit or bust: Can we stop farking around with this shiat research and find out where all the women I sleep with are hiding their clitori (clitorises? clitoriseses?) ?OR JOKE #2:[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x330]I have found the woman of your dreams good sir.
kiwimoogle84: Hokay, where were we?Oh yeah.Not a single weiner in a hat/shotglass photo so far. I am disappoint. :P
kiwimoogle84: Then the end of the second day...
FSTFKL: SkunkWerks: kiwimoogle84: but my bones don't work that wayAssuming I'm understanding who's pitching and who's catching here, I'm curious to know how your bones can make enough room for a baby, but not a fist.[snip]One of the things that happens to women when they are pregnant is that the ligaments that hold their pelvises together loosen so that there is room for a baby. Sometimes it goes wrong, things loosen up that the women have trouble walking, sometimes things go wrong and the baby won't fit through. It's a good thing we have modern medicine now.
kiwimoogle84: Also, ability to make me snort various fluids out my nose laughing. Biggest turn on EVER.
SkunkWerks: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: anyway, luckily i'm built like a redwood tree, long and wide, amiriteDon't forget hundreds of years old.
poison_amy: Because of the sweet, sweet reciprocity.
poison_amy: I'm feeling generous and AWish today
kiwimoogle84: I'm very tight due to years of catching softball and kegels
ferretman: Women are extremely 'flexible' down there...my last GF (real not imaginary) was able to be fisted.
kiwimoogle84: My point exactly. Besides, big or small, it's rare that I finish during the act itself unless I help out. Just the way I'm wired.
kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: And Moron, the mental image I got from that garnered an OJ spit take. My sister thinks I'm insane now.I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.Pics or it...uh...yeah.Anyone who wants to take a picture of your wang wearing a shotglass hat, feel free. EIP. It'd be amusing.
MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: I'm should just go ahead and save a pic for wie.Is it ok if it's a double shot?
kiwimoogle84: Tease a bit, change angles, use your hands during,
argylez: Woot -for above average!I've conducted a lot of market research here, and size is a component for sure. ALL women are different. I've been able to make even the most frigid of them multi-orgasmic. Some of it is size, some of it is the motion of the ocean, some of it is positions...but once you find their groove, it's easy to keep hitting it./CSB
kiwimoogle84: It's not the size, it's how you use it.
steklo: This is why I only have sex with short girls.
AverageAmericanGuy: Defining 'average' as the length of a £20 note, which is 5.8 inches (14.9 cm), the researchers asked women if they were more likely to orgasm vaginally with a longer-than-average or shorter-than-average penis.The average American penis is 5.1 inches. Yet American men are ranked top in bed.LinkMaybe British men just suck at sex.
kiwimoogle84: It's not the size, it's how you use it. Besides, a talented mouth and hand goes a long way.
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