spunkymunky: cheesy bondage pics
spunkymunky: WTF, fark? You used to be cool. In the old days this thread would have been full of cheesy bondage pics posted by a certain few awesome people and the dolts who are arguing that BDSM is totally normal would have been arguing over how the pics aren't real and don't properly depict the BDSM lifestyle and the dolts who are arguing that those who engage in BDSM have issues would be arguing the same thing while throwing in random comments about how any male who likes the photos of women all tied up is just an abuser waiting for a chance.
Smackledorfer: KatjaMouse: Does everyone in this room like getting oral sex?Probably.
WeenerGord: KatjaMouse: WeenerGord: Can't wait to hear in the news about the abusive farks she replaces him with. Maybe she'll end up blackmailed and/or murdered for her money.Right... because all guys into bondage and flogging are abusive asses. All of them. No exception.Do tell us all about the lovely, kind, goodhearted, sensitive men who tie you up and whip your ass bloody, and how much that satisfies and fulfills you, in a good way.
KatjaMouse: MDGeist: Wow, never knew the 50 Shades author was so nasty looking.It's not far off from what I expected. It was a Twilight fan-fic starting out, for one. And while there are a couple of intriguing ideas in there I'd like to take to the bedroom this book betrays the author as being someone who has no clue as to how most BDSM relationships work and is an exercise in her own fantasies. The normal/healthy ones at least.
KatjaMouse: Oh god... this thread...[crayfisher.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]
BAMFinator: Hell I can't even get my wife to do it with the lights on.
Headso: The One True TheDavid: Headso:If some chick likes to get spanked why does it have to mean something outside of just her liking to get spanked."Why does she like to get spanked?" is the question. The next one is "What can be done to raise her self-esteem?"Ass-uming a chick has low self esteem because she has a different fetish than you is pretty egotistical.
ragnaroknroll: boundaries and safe words are for sissies.>evil laugh
Odd Bird: WeenerGord: Is that supposed to be an endorsement of how wonderful abusive relationships are? Oh no, it's a personal attack on anyone who suggests that abusive relationships are not what's best for anyone. Maybe it's you who are locked up, trapped in an abusive situtation, and peeking out through a keyhole at the world.Is your keyhole picture a cry for help? You want me to unlock the door and let you out? OK. The key, and the lock, are in your own mind. Now you have the power to free yourself.Your view of the S&M world is narrow, by choice or circumstance. You may address this if you wish or continue about your life, ignorant on the subject, content with things as they are.
The One True TheDavid: Ugly fat chicks with no self respect will let you do all kinds of mean shiat to them just to get any attention at all. They'll even encourage it if you don't make them pay every time you order pizza. You learn this before you're 18 if you ever peek out from under Mom's skirt. I'd rather read Wikipedia than put up with such women, and I'll bet so would her husband.
ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline: Say what you want, but those books turned my wife from "Let's leave the lights off" into a goddamn sexual tyranosaur superfreak. I mean holy shiat.
fozziewazzi: Can't judge this man without pics of the missus.
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