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(Forbes)   This is patent troll, ladies and gentlemen. And yes, he's from Texas   ( forbes.com) divider line
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2012-11-12 01:34:21 PM  
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TheBlackrose: That man looks like he is suffering from a UFIA.

I mean, look at this mug.

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/and may he suffer a thousand more

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2012-11-12 12:59:26 PM  
1 vote:
He has an extremely punchable face
2012-11-12 12:16:29 PM  
1 vote:
How about jack sh*t and go f*ck yourself?!
2012-11-12 12:09:55 PM  
1 vote:
I'm just saddened by all the companies that give into this guy. If I were some successful industrialist, I'd sate my evil urges by keeping some attack dog lawyers around for when then the patent trolls showed up. Plus a little fund of "fark you" money to do things like buy up all the property around the troll's house, bribe the local government to get a fracking permit and leave the troll with tap water that is octane enough to run his lawn mower on.
2012-11-12 12:04:45 PM  
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digistil: People on ./ want to lynch him, I shiat you not.

dot slash? Is that some new underground version of the older website? :)

This guy actually makes Intellectual Ventures seem like a decent company.
2012-11-12 11:36:06 AM  
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Adjective Bird Whiskey: So uh..can I post in this thread or am I violating a patent?

.ma I tub ,oN
2012-11-12 10:52:48 AM  
1 vote:
So who holds the patent for metabolizing food into energy? We're all going to owe him a lot of royalties.
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