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(Celebitchy)   Hawaii Five-O's Alex O'Loughlin wins the bizarre baby name of the week   ( celebitchy.com) divider line
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SilentStrider
2012-11-12 08:31:31 AM  
Ennnnnnnh. I don't know. I've heard much much worse.
 
Sybarite
2012-11-12 08:46:14 AM  
Lion-O'Loughlin?
 
fruitloop
2012-11-12 08:48:16 AM  
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/LOL
 
mhd
2012-11-12 08:49:42 AM  
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/also: Leon, Lionel, Leonidas, Ari, Dillon etc.
 
buntz
2012-11-12 08:56:49 AM  
What's the problem?

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Son of Thunder
2012-11-12 09:01:21 AM  
Came for Thundercats references. Leaving satisfied.
 
Haliburton Cummings
2012-11-12 09:06:48 AM  
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man, if only I had more time to watch hack actors on crap shows, maybe i could give a shiat.

/is he the new Han Solo?
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2012-11-12 09:07:44 AM  

mhd: [i.imgur.com image 203x240] 

/also: Leon, Lionel, Leonidas, Ari, Dillon etc.


Lyman Hall, signer of the declaration of independence.

Trainwreck in the making, anyway.
 
hiwoman
2012-11-12 09:32:24 AM  
Obviously the writer isn't a surfer, cause then he'd be like, who the hell is this hack tv actor shacking up with Malia farking Jones?!
 
TappingTheVein [TotalFark]
2012-11-12 09:40:06 AM  
Did he Bing it ?
 
Hebjamn
2012-11-12 09:46:34 AM  
"I see some really stupid children being born as a result of these two meeting." - T. Servo
 
OK So Amuse Me [TotalFark]
2012-11-12 09:56:33 AM  
Could care less what he names his children, I just like to look at him as close to naked as I can. Fully naked would be better but I haven't found any full frontal as of yet.
 
SirDigbyChickenCaesar
2012-11-12 10:01:45 AM  
I'm shocked it wasn't Bing Subway O'Loughlin
 
TheGreatGazoo
2012-11-12 10:02:20 AM  
Named after Snoop?
 
Fish in a Barrel
2012-11-12 10:38:52 AM  
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Am I a lion?
 
dervish16108
2012-11-12 10:40:32 AM  

Sybarite: Lion-O'Loughlin?


That's perfect.
 
SirDigbyChickenCaesar
2012-11-12 10:48:03 AM  

Fish in a Barrel: [cf.badassdigest.com image 400x225]

Am I a lion?


One of the best episodes of TV ever...

You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
What'd he do?
Who?
The midget.
Arson. The little man loved fire
 
shifter_
2012-11-12 12:31:26 PM  
So his Initials are LOL. Nice. So ROTFLMAO is next? Robert Oliver Theodore Franklin Luke Mariano Agustav Osbourne?

Personally I don't think it is so bad, unless his kid marries a girl named Tamer........
 
PsyLord
2012-11-12 01:01:07 PM  

Son of Thunder: Came for Thundercats references. Leaving satisfied.


THIS. Hoooooooooo!
 
Dahnkster [TotalFark]
2012-11-12 01:10:23 PM  
Book 'em, Leo.
 
T.M.S.
2012-11-12 02:05:15 PM  
The guy sent out a press release cause he named his kid Lion?

I guess it worked.
 
Nogale [TotalFark]
2012-11-12 02:36:01 PM  
He couldn't even have gone with Leo or Leon?
 
redsquid
2012-11-12 02:37:32 PM  
Some actor gave his kid a stupid name says a guy who goes by Kaiser.
 
Ishidan
2012-11-12 02:47:11 PM  
Whoopty doo, odd names are par for the course around here.

At least you can write that name out in its entirety without getting a sore arm, and say it in one breath. Some of the names around here, you can't.

Don't believe me? Here's the Vital Stats page for our local newspaper.

Please join me in welcoming to the world, this month's winner of the Long Name Competition:

Mariah Marie Alohilani Kamahinakalamalamaohamahealani Josepina Margarita Meneses
 
bump
2012-11-12 02:55:00 PM  
It's easier to objectify a child/offspring when you aren't actively parenting. Hold your child or otherwise interacting with your child is considered more of a 'photo op' than a sincere expression of affection. Until this is realized, Blanket, Apple and such will simple suffer the slings and arrows of the limelight.

/Moon-Unit and Dweezle exempt from such trivializations as their father was a musical god.
 
PsyLord
2012-11-12 03:25:07 PM  

Sybarite: Lion-O'Loughlin?


LOL!
 
Rickenbacker
2012-11-12 03:36:45 PM  
*tightens up onion belt*

That show sucks. He is NOT Steve McGarrett.

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Ro_thunder
2012-11-12 04:46:51 PM  

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/LOL


Came here for the LOL. Thanks.
 
dervish16108
2012-11-12 05:33:33 PM  

Rickenbacker: *tightens up onion belt*

That show sucks. He is NOT Steve McGarrett.

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This. There's no way that guy is even half as good as Jack Lord.

I think they should have been bolder and made the lead role Asian, or at least part Asian, and say he was Steve McGarrett's son. Russell Wong would have been a good choice a few years ago, maybe now too.
 
Deadwing
2012-11-12 05:38:18 PM  
His long lost older sister.

Link
 
WhyKnot
2012-11-12 07:55:42 PM  

hiwoman: Obviously the writer isn't a surfer, cause then he'd be like, who the hell is this hack tv actor shacking up with Malia farking Jones?!


Yeah...I don't know either of them, but from the article I saw that she was a "surfer/model" (meaning she models swim suits).

I would let her ride my long-board...if you know what I mean.
 
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-11-12 08:28:06 PM  
What was the point of remaking Hawaii Five-O? The show's just another CSI clone with the '70s theme song slapped on it.
 
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-11-13 12:32:22 AM  
The theme song is WHY I watch it.

(my guilty-pleasure cop show each week. sorry.)
 
twiztedjustin
2012-11-13 10:13:20 AM  
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jmsvrsn
2012-11-13 11:57:09 PM  
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Lion Gardner born in 1599. bought an island off of Long Island that is still owned by his family.
 
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