jayhawk88: Just think: Somewhere you have a second cousin or aunt typing in his or her credit card number to order this book, right now.
incendi: Frederick: QFTFA:"...he destroyed our Poland operation to stop missiles from coming from Iran to the United States," Inhofe said.The only way missiles are getting from Iran to the US is if buy or steal them and ship 'em over. For once I agree with Romney; I'd like to be able to fire someone for this sort of gross incompetence.
phrenicmonkey: Nice ad on that page:[img846.imageshack.us image 352x294]
dickfreckle: I'm in the wrong business. What I should start doing is making baseless predictions tailored to the fears/desires of my target audience. You know, sort of like street psychics.There's Nate Silver predicting an election, and there's columnists trying to scare you with what Obama will do in his second term, as they and they alone are privy to this information"Obama will mandate that all white girls who reach the age of 17 have a train run on them by Angola inmates. Buy my book to learn more."
Duke Slater: On behalf of Oklahoma, I apologize to the United States and the world for repeatedly sending this dangerous caricature of a rational human being to Washington. However, I understand that I have apologized for this so many times now it has become meaningless, like a guy who beats his wife nightly then mumbles 'sorry..." on the way to the fridge for another Coors light.
atomic-age: jayhawk88: Just think: Somewhere you have a second cousin or aunt typing in his or her credit card number to order this book, right now.Uncle-Cousin.
thatboyoverthere: Things is I know a couple of white girls that would fight to be first in that line.
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