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Sybarite
2012-11-12 8:40:04 AM  
Wesley's girlfriend for senate!

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Dead for Tax Reasons
2012-11-12 8:44:05 AM  
From the comments: "Let's not forget Ronald Reagan was a great actor before becoming a great President"

Lol
 
Cythraul
2012-11-12 8:48:54 AM  
And she's qualified, how? I guess if Arnold and Ronald can do it, why not her?
 
RexTalionis
2012-11-12 9:11:19 AM  
Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.
 
Dr.Mxyzptlk.
2012-11-12 9:41:53 AM  

RexTalionis: Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.


If she runs as a Republican that stuff wouldn't mean a thing.
 
DeepDownHounds
2012-11-12 9:42:00 AM  
Wynona?
 
digistil
2012-11-12 9:42:22 AM  

RexTalionis: Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.


So you're sayin' she's an elitist libtard.
 
macadamnut
2012-11-12 9:42:34 AM  
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vegasj
2012-11-12 9:43:11 AM  
always, always have had the hots for her.

such a cutie.
 
whosits_112
2012-11-12 9:43:44 AM  
I'd vote for that like the ballot of an angry God.
 
jimmyjackfunk
2012-11-12 9:44:51 AM  
Hottest as in: "the one on fire"?

wouldn't vote for anyone who made the terrible choice to star in a movie about a roided up former rassler turned tooth fairy.
 
Lost Thought 00
2012-11-12 9:45:00 AM  
No. Senators rarely get elected without prior political experience, and when they do they usually suck because they don't know how to work the system
 
Haliburton Cummings
2012-11-12 9:45:17 AM  

Cythraul: And she's qualified, how? I guess if Arnold and Ronald can do it, why not her?


oh c'mon..she was on tee vee, she got her flapjacks out in a coupla flicks and she's an entitled opinionated washup former movie star...she's perfect.

maybe she'll whip out the saggers a few more times.
 
A Terrible Human
2012-11-12 9:45:35 AM  

Cythraul: And she's qualified, how? I guess if Arnold and Ronald can do it, why not her?


Yeah plus who the hell let a turtle be a senator anyways?
 
sid244
2012-11-12 9:45:53 AM  
I would move back to KY and vote for her instead of the "Turtle".

/Mitch won't lose until the baby boomers die off
 
jimmyjackfunk
2012-11-12 9:46:26 AM  

jimmyjackfunk: Hottest as in: "the one on fire"?

wouldn't vote for anyone who made the terrible choice to star in a movie about alongside a roided up former rassler turned tooth fairy.


ftfm
/damn gotta remember preview is my friend.
 
iheartscotch
2012-11-12 9:46:48 AM  
She couldn't possibly screw things up more than they already are.

/ could she?
 
wippit
2012-11-12 9:46:52 AM  
Ventura/Judd 2016!
 
imontheinternet
2012-11-12 9:47:31 AM  
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The turtle must be stopped. Go for it, Ashley.
 
stuhayes2010
2012-11-12 9:47:57 AM  
Is she a resident of Kentucky?
 
max_pooper
2012-11-12 9:48:31 AM  

Lost Thought 00: No. Senators rarely get elected without prior political experience, and when they do they usually suck because they don't know how to work the system


You're right...

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Except you're not.
 
stickandmove
2012-11-12 9:48:52 AM  
The UK hockey poster with her is epic
 
tdpatriots12
2012-11-12 9:49:10 AM  

Cythraul: And she's qualified, how?

No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen. [U.S. Constitution, Article I, section 3, clause 3]


She'll be 46 in 2014, has been a citizen since birth, and as far as legal inhabitance goes there's more than enough time to establish that. Though her Kentuckian credentials at least aren't really in any kind of serious dispute.

Since those are the only qualifications... I'd say she's qualified.

Lost Thought 00: No. Senators rarely get elected without prior political experience, and when they do they usually suck because they don't know how to work the system


[Citation needed]
 
rudemix [OhFark]
2012-11-12 9:49:30 AM  
Could she be worse for bettering things ignorant of the machinations than the douche holding the seat fully aware of it?

Fark these old shrill tight ass regressives.
 
Cythraul
2012-11-12 9:50:12 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: RexTalionis: Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.

If she runs as a Republican that stuff wouldn't mean a thing.


I'm not sure if that's an insult to Republicans or to Democrats. Heh.
 
WhippingBoy
2012-11-12 9:51:36 AM  
Sounds like someone's movie/TV career has stalled as her looks have faded...
 
SDRR
2012-11-12 9:51:53 AM  

whosits_112: I'd vote knock the chad out of a ballot for that like the ballot fist of an angry God.
 
WhackingDay
2012-11-12 9:52:16 AM  
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Shoe in.

/hot
//in more ways than one
 
katerbug72
2012-11-12 9:52:34 AM  
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Aikidogamer
2012-11-12 9:52:52 AM  

RexTalionis: Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.


So, she is a sorority girl, and that is supposed to make me want to vote for her?

/the Harvard thing isn't helping either. Seems like they make derpy politicians.
 
Cyno01
2012-11-12 9:53:03 AM  

Sybarite: Wesley's girlfriend for senate!

[www.startrek.com image 320x320]


I think any story involving Ashley Judd should have the Wheton tag, just cuz.
 
imontheinternet
2012-11-12 9:54:10 AM  

stickandmove: The UK hockey poster with her is epic


Smoking hot and fairly sfw
 
doczoidberg
2012-11-12 9:55:31 AM  
Has she ever done a nude scene?
 
beyondmycontrol
2012-11-12 9:56:36 AM  

Cythraul: And she's qualified, how? I guess if Arnold and Ronald can do it, why not her?


I thought the only qualification required, apart from the aforementioned constitutional requirements, was being able to vote the party line (or to occasionally transcend party boundaries to vote yourself a raise).
 
pasketti
2012-11-12 9:57:37 AM  

Aikidogamer: So, she is a sorority girl, and that is supposed to make me want to vote for her?


Phi Beta Kappa is an honor society, not a sorority.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phi_Beta_Kappa
 
RexTalionis
2012-11-12 9:58:16 AM  

Lost Thought 00: No. Senators rarely get elected without prior political experience, and when they do they usually suck because they don't know how to work the system


Among other Senators without any real substantive prior political experience.

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Senator Al Franken - previously comedian and radio show host.

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Senator Bill Bradley - professional basketball player.

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Senator Ted Kennedy - his prior political experience consisted of working for his brother's presidential campaign.

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Senator Bill Frist - heart surgeon.

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Senator Orrin Hatch - lawyer.

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Senator Hillary Clinton - former First Lady and lawyer
 
bionicjoe [OhFark]
2012-11-12 9:58:21 AM  

Cythraul: And she's qualified, how? I guess if Arnold and Ronald can do it, why not her?


Son, my state has elected Rand Paul and most recently Andy Barr (over Ben Chandler), and they've allowed McConnell to hang around long enough to become the most important turtle in Washington.
At this point we could elect a muppet and it would be a step up.

School funding was recently reduced to 2008 levels. Soon it will be at 2006 levels.
Creation Museum funding has increased. Yes, the one with Jesus on a dinosaur.
 
Cythraul
2012-11-12 9:58:25 AM  

beyondmycontrol: Cythraul: And she's qualified, how? I guess if Arnold and Ronald can do it, why not her?

I thought the only qualification required, apart from the aforementioned constitutional requirements, was being able to vote the party line (or to occasionally transcend party boundaries to vote yourself a raise).


Maybe I should have said, "And they're sure she's experienced enough and intelligent enough to do the farking job, how?"
 
Dunnski
2012-11-12 9:58:46 AM  

Aikidogamer: So, she is a sorority girl, and that is supposed to make me want to vote for her?


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RexTalionis
2012-11-12 10:01:18 AM  

Aikidogamer: RexTalionis: Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.

So, she is a sorority girl, and that is supposed to make me want to vote for her?


Wikipedia: The Phi Beta Kappa Society, an academic honor society in the United States, has 280 chapters. It aims to promote and advocate excellence in the liberal arts and sciences, and induct the most outstanding students of arts and sciences at American colleges and universities.[1] Founded at The College of William and Mary on December 5, 1776, as the first collegiate Greek-letter fraternity, it is also the oldest honor society for the liberal arts and sciences and among the oldest undergraduate societies in the United States.[2] Phi Beta Kappa (ΦΒΚ) stands for Φιλοσοφία Βίου Κυβερνήτης or philosophia biou kybernētēs - "Love of learning is the guide of life".[3][4]

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EyeballKid
2012-11-12 10:01:39 AM  
It should be Rep. John Yarmuth, known by his constituents as "Congressman Awesome," to beat Senator Cash on the Night Stand and No Kissing, but the Democratic Party machine won't allow it since Yarmuth may appear too liberal for Kentucky voters (TRANSLATION: he's from Louisville and is a Jew).
 
Callous
2012-11-12 10:01:43 AM  

max_pooper: Lost Thought 00: No. Senators rarely get elected without prior political experience, and when they do they usually suck because they don't know how to work the system

You're right...

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Except you're not.


Except he is.

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coeyagi
2012-11-12 10:02:22 AM  

Aikidogamer: RexTalionis: Ashley Judd is a Phi Beta Kappa scholar (woot). She has a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard University. She's the global ambassador for the YouthAIDS NGO and is on the leadership board of the International Center for Research on Women.

So, she is a sorority girl, and that is supposed to make me want to vote for her?

/the Harvard thing isn't helping either. Seems like they make derpy politicians.


Presidents with Harvard degrees

1. John Adams
2. John Quincy Adams
3. Rutherford B. Hayes
4. Theodore Roosevelt
5. Franklin D. Roosevelt
6. John F. Kennedy
7. George W. Bush
8. Barack Obama

Save for one item on that list, your argument is invalid retarded.
 
ryarger
2012-11-12 10:03:32 AM  

tdpatriots12: She'll be 46 in 2014, has been a citizen since birth, and as far as legal inhabitance goes there's more than enough time to establish that. Though her Kentuckian credentials at least aren't really in any kind of serious dispute.


Wait... that means... carry the one... she's 44.

*checks calendar* Dear god, I'm 40.

I guess 40 is the new 20! Here she is looking very politicianesque...

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whosits_112
2012-11-12 10:03:33 AM  

SDRR: whosits_112: I'd vote knock the chad out of a ballot for that like the ballot fist of an angry God.


I concede defeat to the better man/woman/androgynous being! Kudos!
 
zobear
2012-11-12 10:06:04 AM  

Aikidogamer: So, she is a sorority girl, and that is supposed to make me want to vote for her?


Nice work.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2012-11-12 10:06:37 AM  
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And if she wins, you'll never see these again. (Click NSFW)
 
p51d007
2012-11-12 10:06:59 AM  
It really doesn't matter, to a certain extent, who you vote for anymore.
Why? Because they are almost all corrupt! When a new politician gets to DC,
you know that they are probably pulled into the leadership office and given a talking
to. "Welcome to Washington xxxxxxxxx, here's how things work. You vote the way
we tell you to, and we'll put you on any committee you want. Go against us, try to
make waves, and we will create a scandal that will have you gone by the next
election. Do what we want and you will be a millionaire, set for life inside 6 years.
Go against us, you will be broke & homeless by next year.
Probably how it goes in DC....the city is so corrupt, anything short of a nuke & rebuild
won't fix it.
 
Cerwin3302
2012-11-12 10:07:19 AM  
In their respective primes, of the Judds, Naomi (mama) was the hottest...
 
pciszek
2012-11-12 10:07:23 AM  

WhippingBoy: Sounds like someone's movie/TV career has stalled as her looks have faded...


"Politics is show business for ugly people"

Still, she would probably be the hottest senator, FWIW.
 
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