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(The Big Story)   The AP has discovered the other woman that Petraeus was all in   ( bigstory.ap.org) divider line
    More: Followup, CIA Director David Petraeus, MacDill Air Force Base, Army Reserve, United States Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, Dianne Feinstein, holly, United States House Committee on Homeland Security  
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2012-11-12 05:13:57 AM  
6 votes:
General Penetrateus?
2012-11-11 06:44:19 PM  
5 votes:
He shouldn't have started affairs on multiple fronts.

Classic military blunder, that.

2012-11-12 09:51:31 AM  
2 votes:

wambu: He will rue the day he approved that book title.

A Challenger Appears!
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2012-11-12 02:54:39 AM  
2 votes:

Huck And Molly Ziegler: If all of this, including the general's resignation, had transpired and come out right before the election, would we be practicing the words, "President Romney"?

Because anger at a powerful man with multiple womenfolk makes us want to vote for a Mormon.
2012-11-11 09:26:42 PM  
2 votes:

Lsherm: GAT_00: Seriously? His mistress wasn't even harassing his wife but a different woman? That's almost impressive.

The whole thing reminds me of that crazy astronaut lady from a few years back. She had crazy eyes, too.

The cross country driving Depends wearing whackjob? Yeah, she was a piece of work.

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2012-11-12 07:21:44 AM  
1 vote:

noneyourbase: StreetlightInTheGhetto: The other theory was that the second second women wasn't having an affair with Petraeus, but that the crazy you shan't stick your dick into thought she was and started harassing her.

I think this is more likely. If you were having an affair with the DCI and his other Other Woman contacted you, would you go to the FBI?

Nope. The Dear Abby column.
2012-11-11 11:05:37 PM  
1 vote:

basemetal: I feel bad for the spouses. It's bad enough to know your spouse is a lying cheating whore, but now to have the whole sordid affair dragged through the main stream press ad nauseum would be like another kick in the nads.

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/poor girl
2012-11-11 08:27:25 PM  
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2012-11-11 07:53:01 PM  
1 vote:

wambu: Like what?

/provide pictures if necessary

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"I have no recollection of that incident, Senator."

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//She was asking for it! Look at how she was dressed!
2012-11-11 06:48:39 PM  
1 vote:

abb3w: I thought it was sailors who were traditionally the ones with a woman in every port.

My Army buddy assures me that in the Navy it's "Wine, women and song" on shore and back on the boat it"s "Rum, bum and concertina".

Admittedly he may have made all that up cos apparently there's some kind of inter-service rivalry going on there.
2012-11-11 04:15:24 PM  
1 vote:
He will rue the day he approved that book title.
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