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(Huffington Post)   After Hurricane Sandy, Nestle donates hundreds of Hot Pockets to Newark residents. First water, then fire, now lava - they can't catch a break   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Cory Booker, hundreds, the city, Hot Pockets, newark, David Chang, Shake Shack, Grub Street  
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2197 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Nov 2012 at 8:00 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-11 08:09:33 AM  
4 votes:
Seriously Subby? "Than" refers to a comparison. "Then" is the transition. Ruined a goddamn good headline.
2012-11-11 12:22:58 PM  
1 vote:
So this act of kindness is in response to a couple of tweets someone saw? Heck, next time they should tweet that they are out of whiskey and fresh hookers.

/The trick to Hot Pockets is to undercook them by fifteen seconds, then let them rest for a minute and finish cooking on their own.
2012-11-11 09:27:18 AM  
1 vote:
The last time they donated needed sustenance to black people it was cans of flour and water marked baby formula. 

/chicken and waffle hot pocket?
2012-11-11 08:32:12 AM  
1 vote:
If people just read the directions which clearly state to let the hot pocket rest for a few minutes before chomping into it there wouldn't be so many injuries.
2012-11-11 08:10:12 AM  
1 vote:
Mountain Dew and Doritos would be better.
2012-11-11 08:06:41 AM  
1 vote:
Are they trying to kill them?

Hot pockets suck.
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