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(Washington Examiner)   As befits their exalted status, a TSA baglooter/groper gets a larger annual uniform allowance than a US Marine lieutenant gets...for a lifetime. I feel safer already, knowing that I'll be felt up by somebody who looks sharp   ( washingtonexaminer.com) divider line
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2012-11-10 11:36:41 AM  
3 votes:
Why would the TSA officers need a uniform allowance, when they can just wear the clothes they steal out of the bags?
2012-11-10 12:26:53 PM  
2 votes:
Son, I'm here to tell you that you'll have to pay for a new uniform.
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2012-11-10 02:32:49 PM  
1 vote:
I don't think a Marine lieutenant will be stuck a lieutenant for a lifetime, or even a career.
2012-11-10 12:24:55 PM  
1 vote:

maxheck: So what does a US Marine Lieutenant get?

A Gunny who politely tells him he is a dumbshiat.
2012-11-10 12:21:49 PM  
1 vote:

maxheck: So what does a US Marine Lieutenant get?

Something for shooting, and something for fun.
2012-11-10 11:50:56 AM  
1 vote:
Have you seen the price of jackboots lately?
2012-11-10 11:36:02 AM  
1 vote:
The pilots that they're checking going through security have an annual uniform allowance of $0, commonly.

Something is wrong here. Guess its easy to spend money when its taxpayers'.
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