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(Huffington Post)   Growing up, you always wished you had a real, live Barbie doll. Well she's alive, although it's creepier than you think   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2012-11-10 12:24:14 PM  
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I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.

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2012-11-10 10:17:17 PM  
1 vote:
Has her Adam's apple has been Photoshopped out? Because all the women I've seen with this much artifice to them had a Y chromosome in common.
2012-11-10 09:38:24 PM  
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HoratioGates: The best part is she doesn't expect much in your pants!

A wallet would probably be expected.
2012-11-10 07:54:56 PM  
1 vote:
Whats amazing to me is that some people actually think she looks better after she applies all that makeup....not to mention the huge fake boobs. She was probably hittable before all that, if you can stomach the Audrey Hepburn waste that is. Pretty strange culture we live in...beauty is not what it used to be.
2012-11-10 05:35:41 PM  
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ChubbyTiger: Old Man Winter: I had drunken sex with a clown once, A friend had hired her for his kids bday. She was hot, for a clown.
I totally blocked out the memory of it as well, until many months later when I was pulling out my cold-weather clothes and found a pair of jeans with grease-paint stains down the crotch. For that brief moment where I was trying to figure out why the paint was there and remembering the drunken clown sex, I felt like I was trapped in some story by Poe.

This is the best CSB ever. Ever.


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2012-11-10 03:25:17 PM  
1 vote:
She looks more like a Real Doll then a Barbie Doll.
2012-11-10 02:42:34 PM  
1 vote:
As a true, bona-fide heterosexual male... I must confess... some of those pictures of her were downright creepy. I don't know if I could have sex with her. Some of the ones in the middle, where her eyes weren't made up so strangely, weren't too bad. But overall... shew
2012-11-10 02:40:52 PM  
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2012-11-10 02:31:45 PM  
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Icetech3: Crazy or not i would still like to put my thumb in her butt....

2012-11-10 02:30:09 PM  
1 vote:
No, I just grew up hoping that Aqua would be sent to the salt mines for that song.
2012-11-10 02:13:45 PM  
1 vote:
I bet she has a great personality and no mental health issues whatsoever.
2012-11-10 11:55:54 AM  
1 vote:
Is that what's known as sharp knees?

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