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(Mother Nature Network)   Five signs you're headed for a holiday breakdown. The good news is none of them can't be cured with a little eggnog and mistletoe   ( mnn.com) divider line
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2012-11-10 08:58:28 AM  
Only two presents left to buy. First time I ever shopped ahead.
2012-11-10 09:04:55 AM  
The countdown to january 1st has begun. Hopefully I have enough booze to make the next two months tolerable
2012-11-10 09:05:50 AM  
Mistletoe...sounds like the opposite of cameltoe.
2012-11-10 09:05:50 AM  
I usually just ignore Christmas. It simplifies things immensely.

I do put up some Christmas lights though. The nights get pretty long here in December.
2012-11-10 09:19:50 AM  
No, mistletoe will cure anything -- if you eat enough of it.
2012-11-10 09:23:32 AM  
How to avoid a horrible holiday season: Stay the fark away from family the entire season.
2012-11-10 09:32:17 AM  
what's a christmas

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2012-11-10 09:47:16 AM  
Working retail conspicuously absent from list.
2012-11-10 09:47:53 AM  
Vodka fixes everything.
2012-11-10 09:51:19 AM  
Halleluiah, holy shiat!

Where's the Tylenol?
2012-11-10 09:52:37 AM  
I'm just going to buy everyone on my list something from the Apple store... One stop shopping this year.
2012-11-10 09:54:54 AM  
See your shrink
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2012-11-10 10:14:48 AM  
Heard my first carol in a store on 11/5.

This crap as got to stop.
2012-11-10 10:37:26 AM  
Be an atheist with no kids.

/ I still make something for Mom every year, though.
2012-11-10 10:43:16 AM  
yeah, some of the Home Deco/Craft stores already have christmas carols interjected with their music.
2012-11-10 10:59:33 AM  
#6. You think that Bob Rivers - 12 Pains Of Christmas describes your situation.
2012-11-10 11:38:28 AM  

douchebag/hater: Heard my first carol in a store on 11/5.

This crap as got to stop.

Maybe this will help:
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2012-11-10 11:44:49 AM  
It may be cured with one of my mistletoe belt buckles.
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