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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Student angers substitute teacher, finds out what happens when you bring a calculator to a knife fight   ( ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line
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Nickster79
2012-11-10 12:39:29 AM  
Still not the most badass substitute of them all.

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PhiloeBedoe
2012-11-10 12:57:27 AM  
Not to go off on a tangent but what was the first sine he miscalculated?
 
hackhix
2012-11-10 02:22:25 AM  
According to Stanley Covington
After being on the receiving end of a TI-85 head shot...

LMAO!
 
Ed Finnerty
2012-11-10 07:54:06 AM  
FTFA: Weird Crime: Don't bring a calculater to a knife fight

Being a substitute teacher is very hard; I can attest to that from my personal experience as one during the year before I started teaching full time.

Good lord.
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2012-11-10 08:13:33 AM  
I was told there would be no math!
 
smitty04
2012-11-10 08:22:49 AM  
Looks like a horrible school in a bad district.

Normandy Middle School

Mathematics
school
22%
district
22%
state
56%
 
Snarfangel
2012-11-10 08:25:25 AM  
Offsetting penalties. Repeat second down.
 
fluffy2097
2012-11-10 08:30:08 AM  
This is why you have to immediately kill the alpha male to establish dominance.
 
smitty04
2012-11-10 08:39:57 AM  

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Weird Crime: Don't bring a calculater to a knife fight

Being a substitute teacher is very hard; I can attest to that from my personal experience as one during the year before I started teaching full time.

Good lord.


Every student will try to see how far they can push you, can you imagine having to go through this once per week.
 
p4p3rm4t3
2012-11-10 08:44:18 AM  
IMHO school should be
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Ed Finnerty
2012-11-10 08:47:08 AM  

smitty04: Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Weird Crime: Don't bring a calculater to a knife fight

Being a substitute teacher is very hard; I can attest to that from my personal experience as one during the year before I started teaching full time.

Good lord.

Every student will try to see how far they can push you, can you imagine having to go through this once per week.


I'm not arguing that at all. I'm sure it's incredibly difficult.

I was reacting to the misspelling the headline of his article and his comment about being a full time teacher. I hope he isn't an English teacher.
 
DerAppie
2012-11-10 09:11:15 AM  

Nickster79: Still not the most badass substitute of them all.

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This one is way better:

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KrispyKritter
2012-11-10 09:30:55 AM  
as if subby teacher pulling out a blade would not be on YOutube the last X amount of hours for all to enjoy. get real.
 
lyndz
2012-11-10 09:35:48 AM  
I work as a substitute. It's only a hard job if you suck at it.
 
Ed Finnerty
2012-11-10 09:37:37 AM  

lyndz: I work as a substitute. It's only a hard job if you suck at it.


But enough about Debra Lefare.
 
porterm
2012-11-10 09:40:20 AM  
normandy is a cesspool of a school district. a real war zone.
 
Nickster79
2012-11-10 09:44:21 AM  

Ed Finnerty: But enough about Debra Lefare Debra LeFave.


FTFY...and here's an obligatory picture (for any time that her name is mentioned in a thread).

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BolshyGreatYarblocks
2012-11-10 09:48:29 AM  
This is why employers would rather import visa workers.
 
wambu
2012-11-10 09:49:05 AM  

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Weird Crime: Don't bring a calculater to a knife fight

Being a substitute teacher is very hard; I can attest to that from my personal experience as one during the year before I started teaching full time.

Good lord.


In his defense, we was not teaching spelling.
 
acad1228
2012-11-10 09:57:40 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: Not to go off on a tangent but what was the first sine he miscalculated?


Not to be obtuse, but I wonder who cosined his teaching certificate. The students' story seems to be closer to parallel with the facts at hand.
 
acad1228
2012-11-10 10:07:01 AM  

smitty04: Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Weird Crime: Don't bring a calculater to a knife fight

Being a substitute teacher is very hard; I can attest to that from my personal experience as one during the year before I started teaching full time.

Good lord.

Every student will try to see how far they can push you, can you imagine having to go through this once per week.


I was a substitute when I was a 22-year-old man. The problem was I looked like a 15-year-old boy . One of the school's mouth breating tough guys decided to pick on the new kid and stuffed me into a locker. It was funny to watch this behemoth start crying when one of his friends let him know I was a teacher. I grabbed his arm and marched him to the office. I had very few problems after that, because he decided he was now my personal bodyguard.

Dear Lord, that was 28 years ago!!! That kid is now one of my closest friends.
 
Aulus [TotalFark]
2012-11-10 10:17:32 AM  
I've been a substitute teacher for 12 ½ years, moslty in middle school, so I'm getting a kick out of this....

Seriously, you have to pick your battles. Kid walks in 10 minutes late, w/o a pass, just right it up and let the admins handle it. A kid gets disruptive, send him or her to the office and follow up with a call down there to make sure he or she actually showed up and is not just hiding out in a restroom for the rest of the period.

I'm big enough (6'4", 280 lbs) that most kids won't try to get physical and so far, none have. However, if you are smart about it, even if you aren't big, you should be able to control most classrooms.
 
Aulus [TotalFark]
2012-11-10 10:19:43 AM  
ummm, right = write.

Need more coffee.
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-11-10 10:34:16 AM  
i think we are ALL missing the REAL point here: did it have Zshell installed??
 
Beowoolfie
2012-11-10 12:15:51 PM  
It's legal to carry a WWI trench knife in Missouri? The states where I've lived all classed that weapon as illegal brass knuckles rather than a legal knife.
 
Apos
2012-11-10 03:30:45 PM  
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"Pimpin' Subbin' ain't easy, y'all."
 
fluffy2097
2012-11-10 05:53:06 PM  

Beowoolfie: It's legal to carry a WWI trench knife in Missouri? The states where I've lived all classed that weapon as illegal brass knuckles rather than a legal knife.


You can carry it regardless of it being illegal or not if you want to. You just get in trouble when you're caught with it.
 
untaken_name
2012-11-10 09:01:26 PM  

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Weird Crime: Don't bring a calculater to a knife fight

Being a substitute teacher is very hard; I can attest to that from my personal experience as one during the year before I started teaching full time.

Good lord.


Well, education majors have the lowest high school grades and standardized test scores of all majors, after all. Is it any surprise that Johnny Can't Read?
 
saturn badger [TotalFark]
2012-11-13 12:28:31 AM  
(especially considering the fact that this middle school requires its students to go through metal detectors before entering the building).

Really? What are they looking for? Golf clubs? Google map it. They surround the place.
 
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