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(My Fox Detroit)   Daddy's little girl had never heard of porn until the principal explained what her slutty Halloween costume meant   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Utica, Halloween, Mrs. Jones, Halloween costume, DTE Energy, guidance counselor, lessons, Detroit Medical Center  
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2012-11-10 02:13:55 AM  
6 votes:
"(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

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2012-11-10 12:29:45 AM  
4 votes:
Porn should only be taught in the home, dammit.
2012-11-09 09:30:01 PM  
4 votes:
"All men watch porn."

"Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."
2012-11-10 07:49:13 AM  
3 votes:
The bows do make her look slutty.

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2012-11-10 06:47:47 AM  
3 votes:

log_jammin: "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."


I'm baffled by this! Short skirt? Ok. Off the shoulder top that also pushes up your breasts? Ok. Outfit with the term "sexy" in the description? Ok. Bows?

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You tramp!

/hot like hairbows
2012-11-10 01:39:49 AM  
3 votes:

Coco LaFemme: You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.

I don't think he was complaining about the existence of porn, just that his daughter's principal told her about it.

But she's 15, so she's probably already been banged a few times. In three years she'll be in college, where she will come to learn that her generation is the first that expects and demands ejaculate on the face is foreplay.
2012-11-09 11:58:05 PM  
3 votes:
Sounds like everyone involved needs a good spanking.
2012-11-09 09:08:21 PM  
3 votes:
Dad doesn't seem upset that the principal fingered his daughter.
2012-11-10 02:21:14 PM  
2 votes:

wotthefark: What a 15 yr old porn star whore may look like.

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2012-11-10 07:17:32 AM  
2 votes:
"...there was a three-way meeting between the 15 year old teen, a guidance counselor, and Janet Jones."

Oh, I'm sure there was.
2012-11-10 02:07:59 PM  
1 vote:
What a 15 yr old porn star whore may look like.

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2012-11-10 11:17:27 AM  
1 vote:
i just need to say.. I love the internets!

//this story is hilarious. As is the whole jezabel outting the little shiatbag racist teens. Link
2012-11-10 08:33:27 AM  
1 vote:

ani23: Principal is a woman. I don't see why the dad has such an issue.

/maybe she rejected his advances

He wanted to have a 'thing goin' on" with her.
2012-11-10 08:25:51 AM  
1 vote:
Ron Jeremy High School, the former Utica High, announced an obscenely large grant for creating a new performing arts focus.

It's all about selling naming rights. A special part of Hollywood has responded generously.

The new courses include professional lighting, scripting, digital editing, deadline management, and various techniques that include geographical references (here's to you steamy Cleveland). 

The high school's new namesake was inspired by a billboard he saw in the area.

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2012-11-10 08:01:17 AM  
1 vote:

Porn should only be taught in the home, dammit.

The father is dressing his daughter up like a wh*re. It is being taught at home.

So THAT's how it is in their family...
---Ed Rooney
2012-11-10 07:37:34 AM  
1 vote:
Stuff like this is why I'm glad my daughter got into goth. She may dress from head to toe in black but she is covered from the throat down, she even wears a hat. The only way I could get her more covered is if she went muslim and wore a Burka.
2012-11-10 07:34:22 AM  
1 vote:
What this whole situation calls for is more butthurt.
2012-11-10 06:59:11 AM  
1 vote:
Principal is a woman. I don't see why the dad has such an issue.

/maybe she rejected his advances
2012-11-10 06:57:16 AM  
1 vote:
15 and doesn't know about porn, Dad? Really? Your child is that freakin stupid? Listen, you might be that damn stupid, because you obviously have never heard of this thing called the internet, but no one under the age of 30 with a room temperature IQ is as foolish as you are trying to claim your daughter is.

Seriously, the most damaged of my kids is not even 8 years old mentally, and know exactly when he has gone to the wrong website, because he calls for help getting rid of the "nakee ladies" from his game. We just calmly clean it out, and re-show him how to go to his Favorites and not Dad's. He finally learned the word "porn" when he was 10, and was playing the rhyming game, but he still doesn't equate the two.
2012-11-10 06:43:20 AM  
1 vote:
So Dad's an attention whore raising an attention whore who dresses like a whore and Fox has film at 11. Perfect.
2012-11-10 06:28:31 AM  
1 vote:
So now every 15 year old boy at school, not to mention their dads, are going to be looking at your 15 year old daughter thinking "What was she wearing that made her look like a porn star?"

Good plan Dad.
2012-11-10 02:05:52 AM  
1 vote:
Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place
"Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?

Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?

Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Brain: Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
2012-11-10 02:04:59 AM  
1 vote:

WelldeadLink: "All men watch porn."

"Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."

FTFA: "Werner's 15-year-old daughter..."

15! WTF? Okay, it may be the glass of wine but I cannot for the life of me understand why this douchebag went to the media. Did he HONESTLY believe his 15-yo daughter didn't know what porn was? And, that by going to school as "Slutty Pirate Wench" she wasn't dressed like a slut?

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An online retail image similar to the costume worn by the 15-year-old Utica High School student.

biatch, you know damn well there are 2 options for women on Halloween: Thing and Slutty Thing. You chose the latter and got called on it. Don't go crying to Daddy when someone tried to set you straight. Slut.
2012-11-10 01:59:11 AM  
1 vote:
As someone with a teenage pirate fetish, I'm not getting a kick...

Huh, that's odd. Mysterious black van just pulled in the driveway.
2012-11-10 01:57:42 AM  
1 vote:
"(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

2012-11-09 10:25:11 PM  
1 vote:
Meh, you let your daughter go to school in a skimpy Halloween whore costume and you are angry the school called her on it? Snowflakes raising snowflakes.
2012-11-09 09:28:04 PM  
1 vote:
Principal Janet Jones?

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