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(Right Wing Watch)   Through the looking glass: Pat Robertson reviews 50 Shades of Grey   ( rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2012-11-09 04:44:39 PM  
26 votes:
He probably only saw blank pages

/he can only see black and white, no grey
2012-11-09 04:31:50 PM  
6 votes:
As tempted as I am to watch that, I think I'll just go stare directly into the sun instead.
2012-11-09 06:59:39 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-11-09 06:58:50 PM  
4 votes:

yukichigai: "involved in pornogracy"


Finally a system of governance I can really get behind....And push.
2012-11-09 06:06:08 PM  
4 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: 50 Shades of Grey is quickly becoming as irritating to me as Ronald McDonald flogging gourmet coffee.

Yea... me too... my wife is on the second book and I'm running out of farking places to hide.
2012-11-09 04:33:12 PM  
4 votes:
"involved in pornogracy"

2012-11-09 08:18:55 PM  
3 votes:
Reminds me of
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2012-11-09 07:07:40 PM  
3 votes:
Several things you never, ever, want to see in your lifetime:

1. Susan Boyle and the mother of Honey Boo Boo Child having a 69

2. a zombie taking a runny sh*t down his legs

2012-11-09 06:36:52 PM  
3 votes:
I initially read that as "Robert Pattinson" reviews 50 Shades of Grey.
2012-11-09 06:07:43 PM  
3 votes:
Was it the book on tape?
2012-11-09 06:00:06 PM  
3 votes:
256 shades of gray (VGA monochrome)
2012-11-09 11:38:05 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-09 07:45:43 PM  
2 votes:
Pat Robertson year 3000

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2012-11-09 07:10:37 PM  
2 votes:
He was getting off on it. Women like porn? I don't believe it. Do tell me more about these sinful, lusting ladies that love porn . . . tell me beautiful, young, innocent, Christian woman, do you love porn? What about porn do you like? I mean, if I were to show you my big, fat, throbbing c*ck, that wouldn't do anything for you, would it?
2012-11-09 06:53:20 PM  
2 votes:
Ten bucks says Pat Robertson is semi-firm under that desk.

/try putting that visual out of your mind
//and she's medium-moist
2012-11-09 06:43:49 PM  
2 votes:
Who's the perfect person to review a young woman's erotic novel? An 82-year old Baptist bigot.
2012-11-09 06:01:41 PM  
2 votes:
50 Shades of Grey is quickly becoming as irritating to me as Ronald McDonald flogging gourmet coffee.
2012-11-09 04:31:46 PM  
2 votes:
There is nothing in that headline that makes me even remotely want to click it.

Crappy excuse for a person: check.

Crappy excuse for BDSM erotica: check.

Crappy excuse for an article: check.

Saborlas passing this up to see if there are any new recipes in this weeks food thread: double check!
2012-11-09 03:52:58 PM  
2 votes:
My god, its full of STARS!
2012-11-09 11:36:23 PM  
1 vote:

Omahawg: I'd like to involve his co-host in pornography

she looks like she'd be a real good time and even call me jesus jesus jesus during the important parts

She might have to wait a while for the second coming.
2012-11-09 11:32:14 PM  
1 vote:
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I dunno, that looks pretty boring to me.
2012-11-09 07:36:03 PM  
1 vote:

Pointy Tail of Satan: 50 Shades of Grey is quickly becoming as irritating to me as Ronald McDonald flogging gourmet coffee.

Hey hey hey HEY.

Mcdonald's coffee is actually pretty good now that they fixed the recipe after that lawsuit. Probably the only fast food coffee that I can take black without wincing.
2012-11-09 07:12:01 PM  
1 vote:
That was objectively worse than listening to my grandpa talk about condoms.
2012-11-09 07:10:16 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe if the book was about 50 boys servicing a grey haired senior citizen in various titillating ways it would have made him more excited. Then he would have commented "It's a great book by an altarboyish type of wife."
2012-11-09 07:01:39 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: Robertson said he is shocked that "Fifty Shades of Grey" is so successful since its author is "a little housewifey-type that doesn't look like some glamour queen."

So, so many things wrong with this statement. I guess Robertson isn't aware that women enjoy sex, no matter what they look like?
2012-11-09 06:56:11 PM  
1 vote:
Who the frak greenlighted this and WHY did you see fit to inflict this infected asshair on us?

2012-11-09 06:53:13 PM  
1 vote:
Through the looking glass is RIGHT. I ended up following some anti-muslim link from that page and oh my god, what are we going to do with these people on the far right? They are completely, irreparably unhinged.
2012-11-09 06:40:24 PM  
1 vote:
Will he read a passage while sitting on a vibrator?

/hits mute
2012-11-09 06:17:48 PM  
1 vote:
Pat: "Kristi, do you see anything in porn that attracts you?"

Pat hands her the book

Kristi: "Pat, why are the pages all sticky?"
2012-11-09 06:16:00 PM  
1 vote:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Was it the book on tape?

Thank you for this.
2012-11-09 06:14:20 PM  
1 vote:
I need to buy this book for my wife.
2012-11-09 05:51:58 PM  
1 vote:

yukichigai: "involved in pornogracy"


Pornogracy is dorksided. It's like slykicks and gorgyles.
2012-11-09 04:46:49 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He probably only saw blank pages

/he can only see black and white, no grey

+1 internets to you good sir!
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