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(Crooks & Liars)   Deep thoughts, with CNN: "Why not name Romney as Secretary of Business"   ( videocafe.crooksandliars.com) divider line
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2012-11-09 09:24:07 AM  
4 votes:
Because he doesn't know a damn thing about it.
2012-11-09 09:29:26 AM  
3 votes:
Setting aside that Mitt knows nothing about business, everybody farking hates him.
2012-11-09 01:53:37 PM  
2 votes:
Not sure about that appointment but with Ann's experience with horses, Obama want to consider her for the Director of FEMA.
2012-11-09 01:51:45 PM  
2 votes:
A consolation prize? Why not make him ambassador to Libya? He seemed obsessed with that place
2012-11-09 01:50:56 PM  
2 votes:
First lets see ALL his tax returns.
2012-11-09 12:10:10 PM  
2 votes:
Because a guy who ignored the polling data he was provided and never tested his mission-critical web app sound like a brilliant businessman.
2012-11-09 11:44:52 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-09 03:04:57 PM  
1 vote:
Here is a suggestion. DON'T GROW THE BUREAUCRACY! We do NOT need yet another cabinet level position. Secretary of Commerce already exists. What is commerce, but business. THIS idea of a new secretary position is the dumbest thing I've heard out of the Obama campaign.

Fiscal responsibility starts with efficiency in government.
2012-11-09 02:12:33 PM  
1 vote:
Because he's really, really bad at business. The only thing he did that made any money was to siphon off cash by liquidating resources while the company sunk (or while he sunk the company).

That's... a really shiatty management style that fails terribly if you're trying to do anything long-term.
2012-11-09 02:02:48 PM  
1 vote:
We have a Secretary of Commerce. We have a Secretary of Labor. They're both cabinet-level.

Why, exactly, do we need a business secretary? Is this someone whose job it is to tell our bootstrappy galtian overlords that we love them very much? Mitt Romney would, admittedly, be good at that.
2012-11-09 02:02:33 PM  
1 vote:
Why not name him 'Secretary of Raping Small Companies and Shipping Their Jobs Overseas'?
2012-11-09 01:51:07 PM  
1 vote:
Seriously, I love this whole line of thinking by the networks.

'Obama just had his agenda indisputably vindicated and his opponents, who have lost not-by-a-landslide-but-still-sweepingly nationwide, are starting down the road to electoral irrelevancy if they don't change their ways and change them quickly. The question now is, how much of that does Obama need to flush down the toilet right away?'
2012-11-09 01:49:50 PM  
1 vote:
Same reason we didn't make him president....
2012-11-09 01:47:54 PM  
1 vote:
We could unleash him on our enemies! He could take over and then gut the treasures of other countries and capture their assets for our own use! They would be left bankrupt and filled with the unemployed and foreign workers.
2012-11-09 09:41:36 AM  
1 vote:
Secretary of Business sent overseas to China.
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