cgraves67: It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.
GoldDude: I would hazard to guess there was a bit more than "becoming worn out by a bus journey" involved to fall asleep so soundly you don't notice a farking combine driving up to you.
Englebert Slaptyback: Harvestlarity ensuesThat farmer sounds like a stalker. Probably husky, with a tassel on his cap.
fastfxr: Jeezus...that combine whould have really thrashed him./Farkers won't get, Farmers will...
Snowflake Tubbybottom: Talk about almost getting corn-holed.
fastfxr: Jeezus...that combine whould have really thraeshed him./Farkers won't get, Farmers will...
Day_Old_Dutchie: Cuz i got a brand new combine harvesterAn ill give you the keyCome on now lets get together in perfect harmonyI got twenty acresAn' you got forty threeNow i got a brand new combine harvesterAn' ill give you the key.
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cgraves67: cgraves67: It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.clog/stupid subject-verb agreement
frunjer: cgraves67: cgraves67: It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.clog/stupid subject-verb agreementCombines don't have augers. Augers are used to drill holes not harvest corn. Stupid urbanite!
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