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(Betabeat)   The future of sex: The robots are coming   ( betabeat.com) divider line
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17045 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Nov 2012 at 10:20 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-09 02:37:35 PM  
3 votes:
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/Just sayin'
2012-11-09 10:38:14 AM  
3 votes:
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Yes, I'll take a pair.

/ ask for "two," and you're likely to get Leoben.
2012-11-09 10:39:27 AM  
2 votes:
I'm confused. Has pussy suddenly gotten boring for you guys? Because if you losers are all going to abandon it for robots, that just leaves more of the real thing for me.
2012-11-09 07:04:19 PM  
1 vote:

Trocadero: Mouser: abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.

And when you get bored with her (and you WILL get bored with her sooner or later, no matter how well and creatively she farks you), then what?

You can dump her w/o the threat of stabbing.

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Not a good idea.....
2012-11-09 04:56:35 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-09 12:43:46 PM  
1 vote:
First, I'm glad FISTO was in the top 10 posts Thank you!

Second. You are all a bunch of THREATENING COMMENT #36 NOT FOUND

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2012-11-09 12:33:40 PM  
1 vote:
came for robot looking like a pig with marital aids stuck all over it speaking german. leaving very disappointed.

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/hot like a telefunken U47
2012-11-09 12:12:09 PM  
1 vote:

ChipNASA: No love for this???

Mudd's women weren't robots.
2012-11-09 11:49:50 AM  
1 vote:

PlusCestLaMeme: I already have sex with a robot :(

Mrs. Romney is that you?
2012-11-09 11:44:10 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-09 11:36:25 AM  
1 vote:
I already have sex with a robot :(
2012-11-09 11:06:57 AM  
1 vote:
Well, you know what they say...

Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.
2012-11-09 11:04:25 AM  
1 vote:

karnal Is that what you want?

/I actually liked that ELO album, but its the one everyone seems to forget, unless they're watching the old DAICON video.

Time's a great album - much better than their Xanadu soundtrack and unfairly overshadowed by Discovery. :)
2012-11-09 10:50:32 AM  
1 vote:
Just remember to practice safe hex.
2012-11-09 10:49:48 AM  
1 vote:
"Although her memory banks overflow
No one would ever know
For all she says: "Is that what you want?"
Maybe one day I'll feel her cold embrace
And kiss her interface
'Til then, I'll leave her alone."
2012-11-09 10:46:49 AM  
1 vote:
Humanity's last invention.
2012-11-09 10:44:26 AM  
1 vote:
i4.photobucket.comView Full Size

/Really? I'm first with this?
//Hot like a Reaver's reactor core.
2012-11-09 10:43:31 AM  
1 vote:

madgonad: I'm confused. Has pussy suddenly gotten boring for you guys?

Nope, neither have Lamborghinis and $1.5 million Manhattan apartments.
2012-11-09 10:42:58 AM  
1 vote:
So... if I had one of these, it would be exactly like having a real fella in the house...
Housework not done.
Failure to get out of bed.
Not bathing/washing or anything like that.
No bedtime snuggles for reassurance and closeness.

I definitely think I'll pass on this one thanks...

/dont even own a vibrator
//that was probably TMI.
2012-11-09 10:40:25 AM  
1 vote:
"Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety?"

Sure I remember it was just before I got married
2012-11-09 10:37:30 AM  
1 vote:
WTF did I just read?
2012-11-09 10:36:49 AM  
1 vote:
Cherry 2000.

That is all.
2012-11-09 10:27:57 AM  
1 vote:
Binary O-Face ^\p111 OH, OH One OH OH ONE!
2012-11-09 10:27:42 AM  
1 vote:
creepiest fark linked article ever.
2012-11-09 10:21:45 AM  
1 vote:
Financing a robot will be cheaper than alimony and child support. Just saying.
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