sprawl15: "Come on up here, Craig. Come say hi," Romney told his son. "Tell them something about your family, or about your dad, that they don't know."Craig Romney told an odd story about a family triathlon. His father's opponent was a daughter-in-law who had just given birth to her second child."It was kind of in the home stretch in the run there, and she had a slight lead on him," Craig Romney recalled. "And he said that in that moment, he decided that he was going to win that race or he was going to die trying."l o farking l
Insatiable Jesus: LMFAO, they based their intelligence gathering on 34,000 "Romney Supporters"? Relied on a bunch of right wing blogtards to provide accurate information?
eraser8: Antimatter: When I dared question his rant, I was called every name in the book, and some of his buddies chipped in. i like how Bayonets are standard issue in their world, and subs are not a type of boat.You should have asked him why the world's premier submarine manufacturing firm is...General Dynamics Electric Boat It doesn't build surface ships. All GDEB does is build submarines.
Antimatter: When I dared question his rant, I was called every name in the book, and some of his buddies chipped in. i like how Bayonets are standard issue in their world, and subs are not a type of boat.
culebra: The Mystery of Why Republicans Were So Sure They'd Win
WienerButt: My friend of over ten years has been ignoring me since the election. He found out I didn't vote for Romney and went apeshiat. He was throwing the N word around, furious and offensive. I had never heard this from him. He had a meltdown and has been ignoring my calls and texts. We usually talk everyday and talk sports and career but so far nothing.WTF
ignatius_crumbcake: This is gonna be even juicer than the McCain campaign stuff.
ignatius_crumbcake: This is gonna be even juicer than the McCain campaign stuff.Game Change 2: The Musical, starring the turds from One Direction as Tagg, Torg, Bapp, Bipp, and Bopp Romney.
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