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(Network World)   Cisco vice president might not be joking when he says "I'd tell you but I'd have to kill you"   ( networkworld.com) divider line
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2012-11-09 11:50:52 AM  
This sounds like one big "I got nothing."
2012-11-09 11:53:04 AM  
"And also we'd have to bill you a 15% annual killing fee."
2012-11-09 12:37:42 PM  
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2012-11-09 12:47:05 PM  
Sounds like VP Douchenozzle doesn't understand he doesn't work for the CIA anymore.
2012-11-09 01:12:34 PM  
he is a fat guy.
2012-11-09 01:26:14 PM  
Executives sending out wide internal memos that they don't want leaked to the press ought to use a program that makes slight modifications to each copy sent, so that the leakers get caught.

Similarly, leakers need to make sure to get two copies of every memo and check for such watermarks.
2012-11-09 01:59:50 PM  
Being that it's Cisco, that would probably require a..,


...'license' to kill


2012-11-09 02:16:00 PM  
I think this is friggn' awesome. I hope this guy finds the employee who leaked the info and makes an example of him. The leaker must not know that it's pretty difficult to get a job out there as it is and now he's damaged goods.
2012-11-09 02:21:16 PM  
Does the VP have a very particular set of skills?
2012-11-09 03:40:34 PM  

TheBlackrose: This sounds like one big "I got nothing."

Pretty much this unless they were using this email as a way to smoke out the leak
2012-11-09 04:06:37 PM  
What he has is a very particular set of skills; skills he has acquired over a very long career.
2012-11-09 05:58:15 PM  
Worst thing a leaker can do post leak is try to erase evidence.

Red flags galore.
2012-11-09 08:45:25 PM  
Fark Cisco. Bastard company
2012-11-10 06:20:44 AM  

BalugaJoe: he is a fat guy.

Yeah! Isnt it awesome?
2012-11-10 08:27:25 AM  

kim jong-un: Worst thing a leaker can do post leak is try to erase evidence.

Red flags galore.

I've never figured out why leakers don't save up their info, find a new job, then after they've switched jobs, release all info. They usually seem to release 1 thing at a time, then get caught. (like the guy from Fox last year or earlier this year)
2012-11-10 10:33:26 PM  
He might find the traitor. But from the looks of things they can easily escape with a short foot race.
2012-11-12 12:15:01 AM  
He probably already found out.

For every email he ends out, change a single word or letter to a different one, see which one gets leaked.

Gee gee.
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