sherpa18: in2it: This is the first thing I thought of.... / the caption will make sense if you read the linked thread...
Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Pandora's Box was not filled with ferrets. But Pandora's Bathtub was.[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960][sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]Not pictured: Junior Mint, Habanero, Chimichanga, and Au Jus. The boys hate baths and freak out when the hit the water, and Au Jus flips around too much to be in there with anyone else. 10 ferrets down, now to bathe four cats. If I'm not back in 2 hours, send Delta Force and the SEALS. Also have them bring lots of wine.
AlienDandelion: THERE IS SOME CHICK AND GUY STANDING 11!elebentyfreakin% NEKKID OUSTIDE!!!
Mija: My husband the p*ssy magnate. Would some kind, witty person caption one of these for me?
captain feedback: [i.imgur.com image 680x454]
AlienDandelion: well I may as well start the durg induceds fun times party now :P
AlienDandelion: And the one I found for Sherpa >;D
lilyspad: YAY!!! Sherpa's in the HOUSE! How YOU doin'??? Did you have to hire someone to shovel snow for you today??
lilyspad: Sorry the contrast is off so much on this one...she was going after a toy...
lilyspad: I think I had better stop typing for abit, and go watch some football! I'll check in now and then...Don't behave too much!! HAHA!
AlienDandelion: and I am back! to cause more chaos and mayhem >;D
tigerose: lilyspad: Tigerose....do you dampen the cotton BALLS first to soak up the scent, or just put it all in dry? Just curious, in case I ever want to make some. :DNo, all the ingedients are dry..unless your cat deposits it somewhere very wet! I know my cat did! (future hubby's coffee mug)....dont ask why itnis a potato..must have een some craft thing I saw...nylon doll?
lilyspad: [i1286.photobucket.com image 850x566] This is a "huff" position....she's all like "fine, whatebber....I'll wait for a bit" Too funny!
lilyspad: Well Lily got her gooshy fud, and now she's happy. I make her wait until I've had a beer after I get home from work. She doesn't wait "patiently" mind you! She is all up in my face trying to give me kisses, and then she pretends to eat at the hanging plant, and then walks all over the keyboard when I'm trying to type. After a bit, she will HUFF at me, and sit down to wait! I've never had a cat "huff"at me....does anyone else's cats do this? It cracks me up every time!! :D
lilyspad: Alive, bleeding, and vowing never again to bathe all 14 animals in one day. Somehow I actually have an M carved into the top of my hand. Had I not been on the last cat, I'm sure one of them would have put an F on there also.Sorry...I'm trying not to laugh at your expence! You guys should start doing "home movies" or something! I'll bet your household can be a RIOT!!!!!
Mrs CDK: sherpa...welcome back. We missed you! How is Sir Dragon and how is your knee??
lilyspad: Sherpa, how's the knee doing? AND, how is the venerable Dragon??
AlienDandelion: Yes Sherpa - everyone wants to know how you two are holding up down over there...
AlienDandelion: /why oh why does this remind me of something Yobbery would do?! >;D
AlienDandelion: Salem Witch: Mr. Witch's ex came by with a little something to keep Suzy warm. She knows how cold Suzy can get.[imageshack.us image 800x600]Suzy modeling her new Sweater of Death. She is not impressed....it's...uhhh...is very uhh...pretty colors Suzie../hides mouth behind hand
AlienDandelion: NotSoNiceBunny: Also, Alien, did you know the streakers? LOL I can totally see your friends setting that up ;) Lets them get in position without freezing their testes off!Nope I did not have a clue who the two people standing on the sidewalk were hahaha.I did notice the flashing cop lights down the street before I noticed them run off with a cop running after them on foot - who knows hahahaha!!!still...I think it traumatized the critters upstairs - for once they were not barking hahaha!
NotSoNiceBunny: Also, Alien, did you know the streakers? LOL I can totally see your friends setting that up ;) Lets them get in position without freezing their testes off!
Salem Witch: But boyohboy, she was chasing us out of the room with the horrific odiferous excretions.
spinach gunk: "Mommy, put that dam camera away! We are trying to have walkie times here!"
AlienDandelion: hahaha what the[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 500x355]
lilyspad: That must have been an old pic....I use that for her "toy box", and it is really full now! Whenever I get ready to vacuum, I go around the house and pick up all her toys, and put them in there. After I put the "big, noisy monster" away, she will come out and decide what she wants to play with first, and grab it out of the "box". After a couple of days, there are several toys scattered all over the place! She likes things that make noise most of all....especially when Mommy is trying to sleep.....little shiat!!
AlienDandelion: ohdeargawdsmyeyeballsandeberythingelsebleachittttbllllleaaaach!!!...Soo...I just wandered upstairs to make some more tea...waiting...waiting for mah tea...wander into the living room with the big bay AIEEEEEE!!!THERE IS SOME CHICK AND GUY STANDING 11!elebentyfreakin% NEKKID OUSTIDE!!![lh3.ggpht.com image 300x282][www.threadbombing.com image 500x375]I took off my glasses and put them back on...ZOMFG they are still there!!! then they ran off!!![encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 233x216][encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 259x194]
predle: I wish I had thought to call her Marilyn with her birthmark, but she's been Lucy too long to change it now
six_ft_to_infinity: Feel free to caption a very excited and impatient kitty
in2it: not me or my cat
CeroX: cretinbob:"See? Right there... A spot... or maybe a lump... Right There! RIGHT THERE!"
Alpo 3000: There's a joke here I just know it...[img19.imageshack.us image 480x600]
six_ft_to_infinity: Feel free to caption a very excited and impatient kitty
John Buck 41: AlienDandelion: John Buck 41: And btw, my Skyfall review? 3 words.WHAT A RIDE!In some ways (not all, mind you) Best. Bond. Evah.good for sharing I was wondering about that....[tnation.t-nation.com image 498x408]If you are already a Bond fan (and even more so a Daniel Craig fan----and I havn't met a woman yet who isn't the latter) you'll love it.
dopekitty74: predle: Every year when I take these two to the vet he comments on how sweet and calm they are even though they're tortie/calico. They do like to look tough occasionally but they are both purring, cuddling love bugs.The bottom one has a very weird but cool coat pattern, even for a tortie
John Buck 41: And btw, my Skyfall review? 3 words.WHAT A RIDE!In some ways (not all, mind you) Best. Bond. Evah.
Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: tigerose: A Terrible Human: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: Fatty WafflesThat is one of the best names ever for a cat.All of his critters have food names. And the baby reptiles are spice names. I am waiting for Queso, Minestrone, Falafel..Kimchee.. :)We ended up with 11 baby beardies. So we ended up losing 6 eggs, which is a pretty good ratio given that we would have considered ourselves lucky if we had only had 8 hatch. I tried a couple of times to get one of the ferrets named Falafel, but always got shot down by the rest of the family. If and when (yes, I know we have way too many to begin with, but I know my family) we get another animal in the house, I'm going for either Hagis, Merlot, or Shawarma.Waffles is her name, but we call her Fatty because she's fat, and has been for about 7 years now. Or she's Fatty momma seeing as how she's the oldest pet we own.
AlienDandelion: wow those really are some vivid pictures :3 are they yours?[fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 480x370]
captain feedback: what alien's might see when their on da nip[i.imgur.com image 553x839]
sherpa18: AlienDandelion: I found out last night Grumpy Cat is actually a munchkin kitteh with androplasia (did I spell that right?) named Tardar Sauce the Grumpy Cat!Who was also the subject of a previous Caturday thread.[i415.photobucket.com image 327x198]
sherpa18: AlienDandelion: heh heh..ALIEN![i415.photobucket.com image 300x213] / good to see you, as always!
sherpa18: gremlin1: photobucket is improving itself again. apparently the new improved version isn't allowing me to post photo that I find to my account unless it comes from my computer or facebook or my mobile app. unless I'm missing something ,which is entirely possible , photobucket is going to get more confusing for awhile.You can still shift back to the old version (for now), which is what I do every time they "improve" their site, until they get their shiat together the bugs out.
I_fling_poo: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 371x500]"Aloof? De hell does dat mean? I'll show you aloof!"
sherpa18: lilyspad: YAY!!! Sherpa's in the HOUSE! How YOU doin'??? Did you have to hire someone to shovel snow for you today??:o) Thankfully, the snow is melting, and it might actually hit 70° this weekend....[i415.photobucket.com image 500x603]
valnt9: yobbery: syzygy whizz: We've got a storm scheduled for the weekend...gotta go shopping and stock upLemme guess....Milk, bread, eggs and TP?[i211.photobucket.com image 360x367]aka: the french toast panic run.why those 3 items??
yobbery: syzygy whizz: We've got a storm scheduled for the weekend...gotta go shopping and stock upLemme guess....Milk, bread, eggs and TP?[i211.photobucket.com image 360x367]
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